Oh man, I am so
qualified to talk about this game, because I think horror movies are dumb.
Well, maybe that’s too strong of a claim. It’s not like I think every movie in the
genre is dumb, or that the genre in its entirety is dumb. But I’ve had some bad experiences in the
past, and not because I got scared out of my gourd. I actually WISH I’d been scared out of my
gourd, because in theory that’s what horror movies are about -- making you
forget that there’s a screen between you and the action, and making you feel
just as vulnerable as the victims du jour.
I’d like to think that horror movies aren’t just vehicles for gore and
murder, because that’s not what horror movies are about. (Nor is it about busting out the baps, but
that’s neither here nor there.) Call me
naïve, but I would have thought that a horror movie that can’t scare is a
terrible horror movie, just like a comedy that can’t amuse is a terrible
comedy. But I got dragged to see The Thing remake, the Friday the 13th remake,
Legion (ostensibly), and sat through
no shortage of offerings on TV. Too many
of them have been a slog, and I’m ready for a change. I’m ready for the good stuff.
That brings me to Until Dawn -- a game that I can’t decide is amazing or awful.