Breakdown, breakdown! Let's analyze JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and do it shining justice!


Let's discuss.


Get it?  It's like a "Let's Play", only instead of video game footage and hilarious commentary you get no video footage and no commentary -- only reading!  What a great way to spend an afternoon, right?

Well, here it is.  If ever you wanted to hear some in-depth thoughts and dissections of some randomly-selected and played video games (and other things, because randomness is the spice of life), you're in luck.  It's in this tab that you'll find the ideas and words that reviewers and critics have yet to spare -- a chance to see if the things you like stack up, or explore some of the depth you might have missed the first time around.

Unless your name is Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns.  In which case, you have no hope.

Click on a link to start exploring (but be wary of spoilers).  And remember, comments are always welcome.  It's not a discussion unless others start talking, you know what I mean?  Though I've been known to have a meaningful debate with a half-filled bag of barbecued potato chips...mostly on the pro-side of the "why you should get in my belly" argument.

Single Games
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Tales of the Abyss
The Rundown
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Halo 4
I'm sure I won't fly into a rage at any point during this post
PlayStation All-Stars: Battle Royale
I still think that title is D-tier
Ratchet and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction
The end result of The Great Lolcat Purge of 2557
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
A post so ridiculous it can't be contained in one post alone
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3 -- FINALE
Far Cry 3
Did I ever tell you the definition of unfortunate implications?
DmC: Devil May Cry
You reboot and kill...reboot and kill...I fail to see the logic here
A Pre-Discussion
Part 1 (Gameplay)
Part 2 (Story)
Sengoku Basara: Samurai Heroes
OK!  LET'S PARTY!  NO LIMIT!
Devil Survivor 2
Hey Voltech, whatcha doin'?  Aw, nothin' -- just talkin' about a badass game
Part 1
Part 2
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
The only time when wearing cyborg bikini bottoms doesn't harm the final product
Part 1
Part 2
Call of Duty: Black Ops 2
And then the war ended and everyone had a rock concert
God of War: Ascension
Anyone ever notice that Kratos likes shouting "HWOAH!" a lot?
BioShock Infinite
Sometimes it doesn't matter if you choose a bird or a cage
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Final Fantasy 13-2
The last kupo
Part 1
Part 2
The Last of Us
Something about zombies and being Game of the Year
A Pre-Discussion
RE: The Last of Us
A Very Special Post
Part 1
Part 2
Xenoblade Chronicles
Born in a world of posts!  Against the odds...we choose to...goat
Part 1
Part 2
Star Ocean: The Last Hope
Like a moe Voyager, I'd wager
Part 1
Part 2
inFAMOUS: Second Son
I would say the franchise is in need of a kryptonite analogue, but...
RE: Infamous: Second Son
Part 1
Part 2
(The Problem With) Watch Dogs
Next time, EARN your underscore
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Extra
Beyond: Two Souls
This must be the work of an enemy Stand
Mortal Kombat X
In loving memory of Babalities
A Very Special Post
Part 1
Part 2
Splatoon
Wherein my fears of oceanic gunmen come to pass
Part 1
Part 2
Batman: Arkham Knight
A distressingly high number of goons think they can beat Batman
Part 1
Part 2
Devil May Cry 4
Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Until Dawn
Disagree with Emily, then give Matt the flare gun
Part 1
Part 2
Call of Duty: Black Ops 3
Maybe the whole game should be a rock concert
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Street Fighter V
The wheel of fate is getting ready for the next battle, so let's rock to decide the destiny
Part 1
Part 2
Bonus
A Shadow Falls (Part 1)
A Shadow Falls (Part 2)
Uncharted 4: A Thief's End
I SURE HOPE NATE DOESN'T FALL OFF THIS THING -- OH LOOK HE FELL AGAIN
RE: UC4
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3 (FINALE)
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Multiple Games
Lightning Returns, Ground Zeroes, Chrono Trigger, Persona 4 Arena, Tales of the Abyss
Tekken Tag 2, Double Dragon Neon, Darksiders 2, World of Goo (demo), Xenoblade Chronicles
UMvC3, Borderlands 2, Resident Evil 6, Kirby’s Epic Yarn
One Piece: Pirate Warriors, PlayStation All-Stars (beta), Katawa Shoujo, Majora’s Mask
In which my pondering threatens the fabric of reality
Spider-Man 64, Hard Corps: Uprising, E.X. Troopers (demo), Sonic Generations
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow...or something like that
Street Fighter 4, Persona 4 Arena, PlayStation All-Stars, Injustice: Gods Among Us
My blood has your fists on them!  Wait, I think I got that wrong somehow

Some Good JRPGs
Your attention will attentively be attended to...via breasts
Part 1 (GameCube)
Part 2 (PS2)

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Random Junk
Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns
Kamen Rider 
Reading this post may break several dozen copyright laws
Ghost Adventures
Leave it to a bro to pick a fight with a ghost
Family Guy
It seems today that all you URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Announcement trailer
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4 -- FINALE
Archie's Weird Mysteries
At least Betty's not a harbinger of death and destruction
Binbougami Ga!
When you've done something right, people won't know you've done it at all
Infinite Stratos
Let's celebrate Valentine's Day with a complete mockery of the concept
Part 1
Part 2
Attack on Titan
Some German lyrics?  Nah, but there's Yeager
Part 1
Part 2
The Walking Dead
Sometimes I think the show itself needs to stay in the house
Part 1
Part 2
Kamen Rider Gaim
In Micchy we trust
RE: Gaim
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Gundam Build Fighters
Everything's gonna be all right
There are no limits
RWBY
If it was called "Gamble Shroud" it would be the best ever
Part 1
Part 2

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