November 5, 2013

The Match of the Millennium (?)



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So.  I guess this is going to be a thing. 

Here’s how it’s going to work.  God (or Satan) willing, every Friday for the month of November there’s going to be a post on Family Guy.  Four posts, each diving into and taking a hard look at aspects of the show.  What will happen?  I can tell you this much: it’s not going to be pretty.  We’re talking borderline Final Fantasy 13-2 levels of anger and disgust.  Maybe more.  But then again, that’s probably just what you’ve been waiting for.  That’s what the internet is for, isn’t it?  Isn’t it?  Feeding off negative energy in a vicious cycle of cynicism and nerd rage?  Isn’t that what you’re here for?  Huh?

God!  Somebody find me a table to flip!  Screw it, I’ll flip my whole damn desk!  HRGHAAAAAAAA --


...It really says a lot about what’s in store when the announcement post is brimming with dark fury. 

But whatever.  I’m going to do this.  I want to do this, even if the show is…less than pleasant.  It’s the only way to lay this demon to rest -- and if people are going to be informed or (Satan willing) entertained by the upcoming posts, then so be it. 

*cracks knuckles* Let’s do this thing. 

See you guys on Friday.  The battle’s about to begin.

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