Real talk: I saw this header (sans my edits) on Destructoid a few days ago, and I thought to myself, “AHAHAHAHA! Oh God, I HAVE to use this in a post somehow!” I’m so glad I was able to -- although I lament not being able to work in some birds for scale. In any case? Peter “Combofiend” Rosas? If you and/or the rest of the Capcom crew are reading this, then bless your hearts.
So I might as well start this post off right. It looks like it’s that time again, everyone: now I get to talk about improbably buxom fictional women.