All right. Let’s talk about Kingdom Hearts 2 some more.
The last level of the
game, The World That Never Was, is…well, fairly interesting in its own
right. KH, for the most part, is
a decidedly low-tech universe. Judging
by the way Sora bashes on the keyboard leading to Tron’s world, he’s never seen
something like it in his life. True,
you’ll see gizmos and machines in places like Traverse Town and Twilight Town,
but considering that Sora heads to ancient Greece, war-torn China, Agrabah,
Neverland, and the friggin’ ocean, you can’t expect him to check his email or
charge his mp3 player.
So in terms of
aesthetics, I kind of like The World That Never Was. It creates this “magic vs. technology”
dichotomy (which I wish was played up and used more effectively in the game,
but I digress), that separates the good guys from the bad guys, and the natural
from the unnatural. Tangentially, I also
like the Nobodies; they’re shifting, boneless creatures that operate on a
higher level than the Heartless, but are so alien in practice and design that
they might as well be brainless. So
generally, KH2 has a lot of good
ideas -- building blocks to use and arrange at the developers’ discretion.
A shame that Squeenix
couldn’t be arsed to do anything with them.
So, let’s go right down the list.
That’s right, it’s time for a countdown showdown. These are 10 Head-Scratching Events in the Final Level of Kingdom Hearts 2.
Take it away, Ansem!
1) Hayner and friends’ insanity “helps you” get to the world.
To be fair, Hayner and
the Useless Brigade don’t appear in the actual world, but they do play a small
role in getting you there. And by “play
a small role” I mean “shoehorn them back into the plot in spite of being
inactive for the past twenty hours.”
Seventeen of those hours went toward getting his hair just douchey enough right.
Okay. So the portal to The World That Never Was
(let’s call it “Waldo” from here on out) is connected to Twilight Town. Or
rather, it’s connected to a data-version of Twilight Town, and you need to find
a way to get from the real version to the data version. Fair enough, if a bit complicated.
On the way -- while leaving
a trail of Nobody corpses in your wake -- you come across Hayner and pals. Based on the fact that A) there’s more than
one crystal and trophy, and B) there’s a duplicate version of Olette’s
hand-made pouch (which she never brought up until that moment), they come to
the conclusion that there are two Twilight Towns. Yes, that’s the correct conclusion…but how did you come to that conclusion based on
the evidence at hand? There are two
of the same items, so therefore there’s a parallel universe?
He's got TWO LEGS? Time paradox!
Did they consider that
maybe the Twilight Town committee uses the same type of trophy, crystal and
all, from one tournament to the next? Or
maybe there’s a tournament just like it in the town over? I’ll admit that there aren’t a lot of better
explanations off the top of my head, and Olette’s cloned pouch is suspect
(though you could suggest that there was someone who made a custom pouch
strikingly similar to it), but for them to immediately and correctly assume
that there’s another dimension?
Especially Pence, who WRONGLY assumed that the town’s seven wonders were
all just mundane coincidences, even though he could have just ASKED Roxas what
just happened? And then Pence knows how
to use a computer that’ll automatically help Sora and gang get to Waldo?
Admittedly, Sora isn’t
always the brightest bulb, so maybe he needed someone to point him in the right
direction. On the other hand, you’d
think that even at his worst Sora (or Goofy, since he’s apparently gained some
IQ points between games) would eventually think to go back and explore the
mansion they spent the last year sleeping inside. And all the while, the player has to sit
there and take information they’ve known since the start of the game, as if
this is some sort of revelation. THIS IS
SO FUN!
2) The fight with Roxas…wait, who is that again?
I’ve already spoken at length about Roxas and just how misappropriated he was. It’s like the writers didn’t know what to do
with him, so when Sora infiltrates Waldo, they take the only option that makes
sense to them: have Sora and Roxas go at it in an Advent Children-style showdown.
Let’s talk about the
pluses and minuses for an approach like that.
On the minus side:
--Sora only barely
knows who Roxas is, outside of a name and a face.
--It’s a moment that
derails the plot so the two of them can go boosh-boosh-boosh at each other.
--It’s just a chance
for them to fight without talking things through -- reconciling their
differences and proving the strength and characteristics of their
personas. Imagine what the story could
have gained if they talked things out instead of just trading blows and flying
around!
--When it’s over,
everything goes back to normal. In other
words, that scene could have been left out and it wouldn’t have had a single
effect on the plot.
--It continues the
distressing trend of separating Sora from Donald and Goofy…you know, the allies
who have been with you since the beginning…so there can be more spiky-haired
youths going at it. I’m not 100% opposed
to that; the problem is that it doesn’t belong in a Kingdom Hearts game. And yet
they keep. On. Doing it.
On the plus side:
--It’s the perfect
cutscene to make AMVs out of set to Linkin Park.
3) Giving Kairi a Keyblade…for use in one scene
You know, I’m trying to
keep this list in the same general order that events occur. But make no mistake: if I was ranking these
from least annoying to most, this one would rocket right to the top of the
list.
I can sympathize with
the writers trying to shift Kairi out of the damsel-in-distress role. Really, I can; outside of emotional support
and mystery, she wasn’t exactly a mover-and-shaker in the original game’s
plot. Unfortunately, she’s not a
mover-and-shaker in THIS game, either.
She spends the first part of the game staring forlornly across the
island and wondering where Sora went; in the second part she goes off looking
for Sora and gets kidnapped (of course); in the third part she’s still
kidnapped, and then…
And then, as if to make
up for giving Kairi jack-all to do with the plot -- even LESS than the original
game -- Riku steps in and hands her a Keyblade, allowing her to bash a few
Heartless.
…What? What?
That one event confused
the hell out of me back when I first played the game in high school; that same
event now irritates the hell out of
me. Keyblades are (or were) something
special, nothing short of Excalibur and assorted mythical weapons. They’re supposed to be given to a chosen
wielder by virtue of emotional turmoil, destiny, and strength of heart. And then out
of nowhere, Riku just hands her some frilly, super-girly Keyblade to her? She doesn’t even get it from her own materialized
willpower? No. No.
NO.
But wait, there’s
more! Outside of one scene where she
bashes a few Heartless (the lowest form of Heartless, hundreds of whom who
smeared across the walls on the way to Waldo Castle), she never uses it
again. She just stands in the
background, acting like the same passive damsel you’d expect from a JRPG. What could have been a chance for Sora, Riku,
and Kairi -- the game’s original and plot-centric trio -- to stand and fight
together never comes to fruition.
Instead, you get Sora, Riku, and King
Mickey pointing their Keyblades at Xemnas…with Kairi in the shot, standing
around with a slightly-incensed look on her face. “Go get him, guys!” her face practically says
(since apparently she wasn’t quite
important enough to have any lines).
“I’d help you out if I could, but…well, you know, it’s not like I have a
magical weapon that cleaves evil in two.”
"Don't worry, Kairi. There's always the kitchen."
Okay, you could argue
that the back lines is where Kairi belonged at the moment; in the same sense
that Sora wasn’t automatically an expert when he first got a weapon, neither
was Kairi. Fine. I get that. But if she absolutely had to have a Keyblade
-- if she was going to take a more active role in the story, as per Tetsuya
Nomura’s endgame strategy for the franchise -- then why not wait and give her a
Keyblade in the next game, instead of making it look like an afterthought in
this one?
…Hold on, I need to
smoke the moon’s weight in cigarettes.
4) Oh shit, we still have three more villains to kill off!
While playing KH2, I decided to play a game. See, when I played the game the first time
around, I was as hyped-up as any high school boy would be. By the time the game dropped into my hands, I
knew all the worlds, all the Drive forms, the names of every new character, and
most of all the names of the Organization XIII members. So when this
guy showed up in the story…
…I could point and say,
“Oh, it’s Luxord! Bet he’s up to no
good!” This time around, I paid more
attention. I wanted to see if, at any point
in the game, the Organization members were actually named. Because, you know, that’s kind of important. My report?
Xaldin gets named, as does Axel, as does Saix, as does Xemnas. Xigbar, Demyx, and Luxord do not. (And of course, Vexen, Lexaeus, Zexion,
Larxene, and Marluxia are all dead by the start of the game.) They get as much screen time and
characterization as you’d expect…which is to say six to fifteen minutes out of
a thirty-plus hour game.
Over the course of the
game, you do battle with and kill Xaldin and Demyx, and Axel sacrifices himself
for…some reason. That leaves you free to
storm Waldo and take down Xemnas…at least it would if there weren’t still three
“major” enemies that have faffed about for 90% of the game for you to kill
because the game told you to. It’s a way
of tying up loose ends -- sprucing up so you can have a simple and clean
ending.
Looks like Sora just found his report card...
Unfortunately, to reach
said simple and clean ending you have to go through three -- count ‘em -- three separate, incredibly-cheap boss
fights. Pick your poison; you can have
Xigbar shoot no less than five hundred bullets at you via his invincible attack
(and no matter how much you spam Reflect, you’re still going to eat about a
hundred shots). You can go up against
Luxord and play his out-of-the-blue minigame, and chase him down as he places
himself inside cards only to lose by a pixel’s width of some bullshit time
meter. Or you could face off with Saix,
who’s content with spending three-fourths of the fight invincible and slamming
his mace across the field, making Donald and Goofy little more than punching
bags.
Do their deaths add anything
to the story? Nope. Did the developers think to pace out the
battles, instead of just having you fight two of the back-to-back and open the
door to another fight with
Xemnas? Nope. Do they give any insights to their
characters? Engineer, you wanna take
this one?
Yep, that’ll do it.
5)
Sora’s reunion with Riku, and -- okay, you can get up now, Sora
Sora, Riku, and
Kairi. If there’s any relationship that
I’ll admit is more important than the one between Sora, Donald, and Goofy, it’s
the one between the three original characters.
They’ve been friends for ages.
They have a certain equality and balance -- a sort of pecking order, if
you will. They have their divisions and
clashes, but for the most part they all come together in the end.
Naturally, KH2 manages to screw it all up.
When Sora’s reunited
with Kairi, there’s a simple yet poignant scene where the two embrace -- a gentle
hug, a few words traded between them, and a nice little tune in the
background. It’s not much, but there
doesn’t need to be; considering that they’re in the bad guys’ house, there’s not
much time for catching up. I still
contend that the FIRST thing Sora should have done after waking up and getting
the Gummi Ship is high-tail it back to Destiny Islands and seeing Kairi (and
it’s such a missed opportunity that we don’t get to see the island in the
game), but for what it’s worth, their reunion works...though I prefer not to think about what's going through the mind of someone who has more than a year's worth of post-pubescent hormones swirling inside him.
We're fortunate that this is the only part of the scene captured in the screenshot.
Then Sora gets reunited
with Riku -- who at the time looks like this:
Sora falls to his knees
and breaks down in tears, clutching Riku’s hand and wailing about how hard he
searched for his bro. Ignoring the fact
that Sora’s encountered Riku several times before in the game (albeit while he
had his hood on), Sora should know that even if Riku is MIA, he’s capable
enough to handle himself -- remember, this is the guy who stole Sora’s Keyblade and used it as his own. And beyond that, he was able to survive being
in the realm of darkness -- just like King Mickey -- and can use the power of
darkness almost without consequence. And
beyond that, Sora and Riku’s
relationship was semi-antagonistic; they were friends, but they were also
rivals. Why would Sora break down in
tears now? And why would he break down
in tears for one friend that he’s seen regularly, but not one he hasn’t seen in
a year AND had just managed to escape from kidnapping?
I’m going to take the
high road and say it wasn’t because
of the writers pandering to yaoi-adoring fangirls…but I’m still going to blame Tetsuya Nomura for this.
Go suck a zipper.
6) Farewell Christopher Lee, we hardly knew ye
A few years ago, I took
a class on Japanese culture. One of
things we discussed at length is the “youth culture” that pervades Japan --
basically, that there’s an extreme emphasis on looking like, and appealing to,
the young. Looking and acting cute are well
among them, as are wearing what’s popular and presenting an appearance accordingly. It’s kind of a weird divide, considering how
much emphasis there is on hierarchy and respect to elders, but from an
American’s perspective it makes sense.
It would also help to
explain why if you’re over thirty-five in a JRPG, you’re fucked.
Very popular across the pond.
Man, I thought Roxas
had it bad. But DiZ (short for Darkness in Zero)
doesn’t get to do anything. You’d think
that after hiring Lance Bass to voice Sephiroth in the last game just to grunt
and say about three lines, the developers would have learned their lesson…so
naturally, they turn around and nab Christopher Lee to play a character who
barely appears except for the beginning and end of the game. Riveting.
A part of me wonders if
the first three hours of the game were part of some first draft that had plot
threads laid out, but never got addressed in the final version. There was so much set-up for this character
in trailers and art, and even in Chain of
Memories. And what does he do? Vaguely dance around subjects and insinuate
that everything’s part of his master plan…only to appear in the last three
hours of the game (if that) to use his handy-dandy Fill-In-Plot-Holes 2000
while spewing generic remorse about how he failed at life.
His only failure is in his ensemble.
You know what would have been great? If he had been weaved into the narrative
instead of suddenly dropped back in just before the game ends. At the game’s start, he’s a callous
bastard. When we finally see him again,
he’s all “Oh, what a fool I’ve been, I can never be forgiven, Sora’s the
best.” Why didn’t we get to see him
transform over the course of the story?
He could have added so much! He
could have worked alongside Sora, like he
wanted to, instead of just faffing about for the entire game. He could have shifted the story perfectly
into the mold the writers wanted! He could have been THE villain! He could have been awesome, because you got Christopher Lee to voice him and DIDN’T
EVEN USE HIM. Also, bonus points for spoiling
that DiZ is really Ansem the Wise by having Christopher Lee voice him; that’s
not a voice you can attribute to a lot of people, least of all in a video game.
So what’s DiZ/Ansem’s
ultimate contribution to the plot? He
uses some machine to screw up the baddies’ makeshift Kingdom Hearts, blowing a
hole in it and raining down the captured hearts (so the Heartless can get them…smooth). In the process, the machine explodes as Ansem
predicted, meaning he has to sacrifice himself to use it. Or, you know, since all you had to do was set
it up, you could have just bailed at the last second, survived, and lived on to
give Sora and pals vital information.
I’m convinced that
Waldo turns everyone into idiots.
7) Xemnas wants you to feel the hate…and he does an excellent job
Xemnas is a confusing
villain. For a while I was under the
impression that his plan was to use the artificial Kingdom Hearts to give
himself and Organization XIII hearts.
But apparently, his plan is to create a new world with Kingdom Hearts,
and woe to everyone else. Or…is his plan
to create a new world and destroy the old one?
Or is it to become the world itself?
Or is it just to venture into the darkness, like Ansem’s Heartless? Or --
Oh, the hell with
it. Xemnas is just another pretty-boy with
delusions of grandeur and a knack for waxing philosophical. The only difference is that he speaks a lot
more slowly and makes lots of deliberate, theatrical motions. He also wants to use the power of hate to
succeed, in spite of not technically being able to hate. So…what’s the point then? Is he just trying to harness the hate inside
the fake Kingdom Hearts? Does it even work
that way? Do the hearts retain the basic
hopes and desires of their hosts, in the same sense that Sora kept his desire
to be with Kairi when he was a Heartless?
Is he --?
Forget it. Just take this clip of Xemnas hamming it up
and move on.
8) The Xemnas fight
Son of a bitch.
Remember what I said
before about how hardware limitations only helped to bring out the best in
Square? And how, when they’re given
unlimited resources they end up creating something less than or equal to shit? Well…here we are.
In part 1, Sora goes up
against Xemnas alone (again with the solo battles?) This fight is the least
offensive of the bunch, if a bit reliant on over-the-top Reaction
Commands. You can still apply strategy
against him -- like blow him to pieces with Thunder while he’s busy swiping his
laser swords at thin air -- and there’s a light bit of tension to be had
without things getting cheap or ridiculous.
It’s probably the best phase of the battle.
And then in the next
phase, Sora -- out of nowhere -- can suddenly leap from one skyscraper to
another, and from a skyscraper to the engines/laser thingies of Xemnas’
machine.
In the original KH, Heartless Ansem turned into a
battleship as a dark parallel to Sora and the gang’s childish hopes of seeing
the world. In one phase of the fight,
Xemnas turns into some kind of dragon jet thing because…because. That wouldn’t be so
bad if suddenly, out of nowhere, there’s a hoverbike laying on the side of the
tower that not only has a sidecar platform for Sora to ride on, but a megalaser
to shoot down Xemnas. Where did it come
from? Why is it there? Why can it do exactly what the heroes (Sora
and Riku, sans everyone else) need it to do?
Why are we suddenly playing Ikaruga?
I don’t have an issue
with over-the-top things most of the time, but here it’s to the game’s
detriment. At the start of the final
phase, Xemnas flings you into the air and forces you to dodge via Reaction
Commands…which is to say that you have to mash the Triangle button until he
decides to stop shooting magic barbed wire at you. All the while, Sora, Riku, and Xemnas are
zipping around like they’re suddenly DBZ characters,
with all the repetition and speedlines you’d expect. And near the end of the fight, the game
completely stops so Xemnas can load the screen with lasers to shoot at
you. Your only defense? Mashing Triangle again…except in my case even
that didn’t seem to work, so I had to mash Triangle AND X at the same time so Sora
could deflect all those lasers in a glorified cutscene. (Doubly so because I was playing on the game's hard mode, and you might as well not have a health bar because Sora's as tough as Sixth Sense-era Haley Joel Osment.) What was supposed to be awesome just became
tedious and, yes, even painful.
Also, on a side
note? I like how when Xemnas tries to
fuse with Kingdom Hearts, he leaves a door for Sora and the gang to follow him
and try to kill him. Riveting. I guess that the same mastermind who sent his flunkies to fight on his behalf, let Sora do most of the legwork in gathering hearts, and resorted to kidnapping WOULD want to give the heroes a chance at a fair fight.
"Come on , I got this. You see these lasers coming out of my hands?"
9) Sora and Riku on the beach…sadly, without a saxophone
Oh, right. This scene.
You know, my brother
and I both cleared the game -- and both times, we were in close proximity to
each other. He’s never been the type to
embrace emotion or good feelings, so I’d guess that for him the scene was akin
to repeatedly taking a jackhammer to the liver.
I watched it without a sound, feeling a bit of disappointment and
discomfort at the…er, subtext
therein. When I eventually beat KH2 (to show off the game to a friend),
he made a very tactful assessment: “This is so gay.”
Now? Well, I won’t deny that the subtext is weaker
than it was the first time. But there
are other problems at play here; Riku’s slide from cocky-yet-competent
anti-hero to heavy-hearted, melancholic anti-hero seems to have grown
increasingly certain. Once more, Sora
and Riku’s relationship outweighs the triangular bond between the two of them
and Kairi. Worse yet, Sora and Riku get
a chance to reconcile and discuss things, while Kairi’s completely missing as
the two talk it out on the Beach of Darkness.
Why couldn’t she come along? Why
doesn’t Kairi get the chance to reconcile with Sora, or call out Riku for all
the things he’s done, or give him a chance at redemption, or give Sora a
rundown of the island’s happenings to cheer all three up if they follow the
assumption that they’ll never get home?
Maybe I’m putting too
much thought into this. Clearly, the
Squeenix crew didn’t.
10) Hearts are the answer to everything
You know what I like
about Tales of Graces f? The main character, Asbel.
Otherwise known as "Mr. Tiger Festival."
(Spoilers for Tales of Graces f)
At the end of his
journey, it seems like he’s got a tough decision to make. He can either let Lambda, a wronged parasite
from another planet, continue to use his best friend Richard to wreck the
planet. Or he can let his close friend
Sophie, an artificial human created to suicide-bomb Lambda, do her job and
sacrifice herself. Unwilling to let his
friends die, but knowing that no amount of sword skills will stop the creature,
Asbel decides to invite Lambda into his own body. Rather than let Lambda corrupt him like he
did Richard, Asbel proposes a partnership -- a symbiotic relationship where
both can coexist, Lambda has a free sanctuary, and both can continue learning
about the wonders of the world. It’s a
surprisingly powerful moment; Asbel’s wisdom and idealism come full circle and
allow him to take a measure well beyond straight violence or sacrifice. As it stands, he’s one of my favorite
characters in the Tales series.
(End spoilers)
What’s important isn’t
just Asbel’s deed, but what it symbolizes in terms of writing: one way or
another, a character should bring about an ending or a victory through his/her
own power, wit, and experience. If that
happens in a story, we get a satisfying ending -- not just to the tale, but to
the character’s arc and journey. If it
doesn’t, it feels like a letdown; the writer’s making the ending possible, not
the hero.
KH2 is…actually, not guilty of wrapping up the story by the
writer’s hand. It comes dangerously
close, though, and makes me worry about the future of the series. See, Sora and Riku are trapped on the Beach
of Darkness, with what appears to be no way to ever return home (even though
the existence of the Gummi Ship says otherwise). Suddenly, Kairi’s bottled message drifts
through the waters to the tow, Sora reads it, and then…then a door to Destiny
Islands opens up. The two crash into the
water like meteors, and then….that’s it.
They’re back home, and Mickey, Donald, and Goofy are there to greet you.
These three make the series good -- which Squeenix seems to have not learned yet.
So...question time.
How did they get back? Was Kairi’s letter the trigger? How did it get there? Was the Beach of Darkness actually just a
distant coast across from Destiny Islands?
Was it Sora suddenly remembering her that opened the door? Given Riku’s later “explanation” -- that it
was because of Sora’s heart -- the latter seems to be the case. But that’s still not a satisfying
conclusion. The way they painted it, the
door just kind of randomly opens because Sora thinks about his friends. If Sora had consciously opened it, I would
have bought that. If Kairi had opened
the door, I would have bought that (especially if she decided to use her
Keyblade…ah, missed opportunities). But
just having a door open to give them a happy ending? And just because of some vague mention of
hearts?
Look, I know that
hearts --or let’s face it, souls -- are an important part of the franchise
mythos. They’re vital, because there’s
not a single character that can go one cutscene without mentioning them. But for them to be able to get the characters
out of a jam at any given moment just by shouting “HEARTS!” doesn’t sit right
with me. Yeah, you could argue that it
goes in line with the whole “Disney magic” thing, but since Squeenix seems
dedicated in under-cutting that part of the KH
equation, it makes the western elements insincere and the eastern parts
contradictory and lazy.
Because boy howdy, we sure want more of this!
And that sums up Waldo
as a whole: contradictory and lazy…and rushed.
Rather than organically allowing plot elements and characters to spread
throughout the game -- more than thirty hours of play time, mind you -- we get
only cursory attempts to wrap everything up.
The Organization, Ansem, gameplay, relationships, even the motivations
of the villains is hardly clear by game’s end.
And the less said about the plot points still mucking about, the better;
as you may know, those same elements feed into Birth By Sleep. And seeing
as how I’m on a strict “fuck that shit” policy with that game, I’d rather not
talk about it anymore than I have to.
So that about does it
for now. Man, another long one…but it
can’t be helped. Like I said, there’s a
lot to talk about, and still much more to add.
But for now, rest easy. I’m not
going anywhere…well, except to sleep.
Damn it all, Squeenix. You sure know how to make me feel old and depressed...
I can see the problem here. What you're doing is considering the plot during the game, which is your greatest folly.
ReplyDeleteYou see, since the glorious year of 1997, Square had stopped giving a flying fuck about its plot and has since obviosuly fired their writers and hired just a bunch of people that are great at visuals, pumped them up with caffeine and illegal drugs, locked them in a room and tossed a couple of post its with theme ides, then waited for 24 hours.
The screaming naked madmen that came out of that room have provided them the script for every game since then.
Sad, but true, I suppose. It just irritates the hell out of me that Squeenix has all these resources and a worldwide audience, yet just can't seem to get their shit together on what should be the simplest part of making a game. I know that writing a good story isn't exactly easy, but compared to the arduous task of coding and getting all the graphics and areas and gameplay mechanics just right, I'd wager it's at least SLIGHTLY easier. And yet they just can't seem to get it through their heads; it's like they've wrapped a hundred belts around their eyes and ears.
DeleteIt's a shame because there IS potential in every game they put out -- even post-FF7. I ragged on KH2 here, but there were moments where I was genuinely enjoying myself and the story. And even though FF13 is the bane of my existence, I still recognize that it could have had an AMAZING story to tell.
Sigh. Absolute power corrupts absolutely...
I think that an absolutely loyal fanbase corrupts absolutely. Don't forget that every final fantasy game sells MILLIONS of copies, despite its predecessor being slightly below average.
DeleteThink about it: wouldn't your quality slip if you had a couple million people just gobbling up everything you'd come up with, with no repercussions whatsoever?
I'd like to think that I'd at least TRY to put out something good with some consistency; on the other hand, I'd probably have my attention cut in half by virtue of playing with my giant robot.
DeleteWhile I won't deny you have very good (and again, sad but true) points, I still like to imagine a world where a game with "Final Fantasy" in its name doesn't sell by its brand alone. A lot of people probably feel the same way; as one website suggested, people keep buying the games because they want to recapture and re-experience the magic the series used to have. Hell, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't waiting patiently for Versus 13, praying that it heals the wounds caused by FF13.
What can I say? I'm an idealist.
I don't think this guy paid any attention to the story even if he claims he did. This was a shitty article, thanks for making me waste my time.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to think that I paid juuuuuuuuuuuuust enough attention to write this post, but I hope you'll forgive me for leaving out a detail or two related to the game; the sheer inanity of the game's last three hours didn't exactly have me on the edge of my seat.
ReplyDeleteSo glad you decided to come and comment, though. Maybe next time my writing will be up to your standards, and I can prove myself worthy of your time.