You don’t need me to
tell you how bad Infinite Stratos is,
because it shoots itself in the foot with a cannonball from the start.
The premise is
that in the future, all military hardware has been surpassed by the IS system -- that is, women don armor and weaponry and duke it out wherever
conflicts may arise. So basically, women
in this universe don’t pilot mechs; they ARE the mechs, only significantly
dumber. I refuse to believe that there’s
a military in any universe that would approve of girls
going out to battle with armored arms and legs, but nothing to protect their
heads or bodies (or thighs, in many cases) but a skintight leotard. Setting aside the fact that we have tanks,
planes, and ballistic missiles for a reason, even if the IS pilots had an
“anti-everything shield” it doesn’t work in the context of this universe. One of the first main characters introduced
is a sniper. Unless she’s the only sniper in the world,
there’s nothing stopping any given soldier from grabbing a rifle and ending a
few lives from halfway across the battlefield.
But you know what? The concept itself isn’t completely
wrong. If the only reason these girls
are in fanservice-ready suits is because of fanservice, then all they had to do
was take out the military aspect and put them in a different context. Put them in some kind of sports
competition. Have them be on teams, and
competing in arenas for fame and fortune.
Have them literally try their hardest to put on a show. That would make it so that A) there are no
gaps in logic over how there could be a military that approves this concept, B)
there are no tonal issues trying to marry a serious plot with…the other kind of
plot, and C) you don’t make the military, real or not, out to be such a
farce. All Infinite Stratos needed to do was make a few minor tweaks, and it
could have approached being good. Alas,
it didn’t care enough to try.
So what does it care
about, then?
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