This is probably going
to be the most asinine thing I’ve ever written (with the emphasis on ass), but
bear with me here. What I do, I do for
the sake of…well, not science, but just to gauge the opinions of fellow gamers. Or writers.
Or kung-fu cassowary slayers. I
know you’re a niche audience, but you guys need some love too.
Anyway. A while back, the snafu with Jessica Nigri and Lollipop Chainsaw got me thinking. The game’s lead heroine, I’d wager, was
designed with a specific goal in mind to convey a specific feel for the
game. Say what you will about how many
zombie games there are (too many, in my opinion) but there’s a contrast that I
like in seeing rotting, moaning hordes of the undead going up against a cute,
bubbly cheerleader. As if to hammer that
point home, this same character attacks with a roaring chainsaw, yet fires off
rainbows and hearts just as quickly as she does zombie blood.
Juliet fulfills certain
requirements that need to be checked off -- and at a base level, she does so
with her looks. She’s lithe and leggy,
befitting her cheerleader status; in fact, some art I’ve seen depicts her as
being roughly eight heads tall compared to the usual five or six. (It’s a design decision that evokes thephilosophy of the much-discussed Bayonetta.)
In addition, being a blonde comes with all its own tropes -- doubly so
thanks to the twin pigtails. She was
designed to be identifiable and quantifiable ten seconds after first meeting
her, as she would if you were in high school and you cane face-to-face with a cheerleader. In the case of “judging a book by its cover”
Juliet makes an unabashed statement.
Is that a good
thing? Yes and no. Yes in the sense that -- for the most part --
I can see why the developers would give Juliet’s design the OK. It’s all in the spirit of fun; in a console
generation where armor colors and designs = personality (and bland ones, at
that), it’s refreshing to see someone who isn’t covered in four hundred pounds
of metal and muscle. And SMILING, no
less! It’s like a dream come true!
And then there’s the
part of me that says “No, this is a bad idea.
This is wrong.” Like why does the
heroine have to be in such a state of…shall we say, undress? I know there are probably cheerleaders with
uniforms like that (maybe), but that begs the question of why she has to be a
cheerleader in the first place. I’m
anticipating no shortage of “suggestive themes” in the game, and the fact that
some of the special costumes are from Highschool
of the Dead -- an anime that is a verifiable singularity of lady parts -- led me to believe that there would be
some fanservice throughout.
And lo and behold, when
I finally got to play the game, my suspicions were fulfilled. But that wasn’t a deal breaker in the least.
Yes, there are an
absurd number of panty shots. Yes, there
is a character that faceplants into Juliet’s chest, with an extreme close-up,
twice. There are costumes that would
inspire a very awkward conversation between gamers and parents. Juliet’s boyfriend Nick -- now just a head --
has been strategically positioned to allow for even more panty shots. But I’d argue that in lieu of the game’s
antics, the sexual appeal and the power therein are stripped away; removed from
real-life consequences and mores (substituted for unrelenting absurdity), they’re
little more than a harmless occurrence.
A panty shot is just a panty shot.
There’s Juliet’s ass, now go kill some more zombies.
It certainly helps that
Juliet actually has a personality…albeit one I wasn’t expecting. Yes, my expectations of a smiling, giggling,
bubbly teenager were fulfilled (certainly helps that she was voiced by a formerPowerpuff Girl), but she handles every situation and every foe with frightening
competency. In one scene, she’s cocky
and confident as she mows down the undead; while walking through the wreckage
of her school, she’s asking Nick about his favorite color and trying to come up
with a new catch phrase. But what’s more
important to lending both Juliet and the game a character -- and what makes
obsessing over her anatomy a little more problematic -- is that she’s ostensibly
insane. She spends all but a few moments of the game
in high school cheerleader mode; it makes her immune to the horrors of a zombie
infestation, yes, but it’s both a strength and a weakness. Consider this: would you want to date a girl
who would gleefully carve up her former squad mates and then proceed as if
nothing happened just minutes later?
…Put your hand down,
you. Yes, you in the back -- I see you
there.
Now, is that to the
game’s -- and Juliet’s -- detriment? No,
of course not. I would rather have a
colorful character with all these horrifying implications ingrained rather than
a safer (and blander) character. The
writers and developers knew what they were doing, and I’d say they succeeded
triumphantly. Juliet is interesting AND
fun -- a breath of fresh air on all accounts.
And not just in terms of the gaming industry, either; even if the world
is slowly turning into a rotten, monstrous hellhole, her beauty is more than
just a contrast -- it’s a bright spot in a darkening world.
You follow? Good.
Anyway, back on topic.
I know that what
happened at PAX and the belief that “more boobs = more sales” in some of the
advertising are hot topics right now, but I’ll leave discussions on those
fronts to smarter, less-bashful people.
I’ve played my fair share of games, seen my fair share of movies,
watched my fair share of anime, and more; I know that women in fiction tend to
induce Super-Duper-Sexy-Time. What I
find confusing is WHY it’s done. At
times I understand why; it’s sensical in Lollipop
Chainsaw’s case, much in the same way it was with Bayonetta. And then there
are other times where I’m left confused, shaking my head and asking “Why would
you do that?” Creative liberties and
intent can only go so far; I don’t think I need to remind anyone about Ivy’s Soulcalibur 4 costume.
Why? That’s the question I keep coming back to,
but I wonder if that’s really what I should be doing. Maybe I should branch out; maybe I should be
asking others -- writers, gamers, real people who’ve experienced stories no
matter the form -- what they think makes a character attractive.
Sometimes, I sympathize
with the creators of characters, be they tame or raunchy. Haters gonna hate, and creators gonna
create. That’s cool. I get that.
But what decides those creative liberties? Is it an artist’s passion? Is it the need to scratch an audience’s
itch? A perceived notion of what a viewer
wants? Pandering to an artist’s own
tastes? Acting in defiance of rules or
perceptions? Celebrating one’s beauty?
I don’t really know the
answer, but I’d like to know. Like I’ve
said several times before, I fancy myself a writer, and would one day like to
be a writer renowned for his high-octane stories. I know there are things that I can do, and
things I shouldn’t do. The phrase
“improbably buxom” pops up a few times too many for comfort on this blog -- the
same place where I make a list of commandments on how I’d write good femalecharacters in one post and suggesting that the Dead or Alive girls aren’t THAT bad in another. (I’ve probably eaten several feet in the months
since writing them.) A part of me does
what he can to avoid making fanservice a premiere part of the package -- and if
I must, then I’m more than willing to make handsome men as well as women. But a part of me suspects that one day, I
might purvey fanservice just as readily as those I detract. I know I’ve already got at least one
improbably buxom female in my files; if I have my way in the writing world,
there’s a chance that I might create a character with the largest breasts in the history of fiction. (Granted that’s partly a consequence of
eventually being tall enough to make Godzilla look like a dwarf, but the fact
that she currently looks like a cross between Christina Hendricks and Sheena, Queen of the Jungle might make me a hypocrite.)
What I do, I do because
I have a purpose in mind. All my
characters are supposed to have distinctive looks; from short, wiry emo-haired
kids to muscle-bound bikers who can’t be arsed to wear a shirt; from circus
girls with lean, athletic builds from acrobatics to Frankenstein-esque hitwomen
that look like something out of a Tim Burton movie; I want everyone to have
appearances that contribute to their personalities and overall presentation. It’s the same idea as how so many characters from The Simpsons have instantly-recognizable silhouettes -- an appearance has so many variables that
you’d have to be a fool to NOT take advantage of them. Compare that idea to some video game trends; would
you even notice if Marcus Fenix started wearing Cole’s armor, for example? Or would you be able to tell one stereotypical,
androgynous JRPG hero from another if not for their hair color?
I want to make
characters that satisfy my creative vision; even so, I’m willing to compromise
on that vision if it means not irritating the hell out of potential fans. Which brings me right back to the title of
this post: what makes a character attractive?
Personality’s a big part of it, of course. And I’d wager that those with certain heroic
qualities -- courage, intelligence, the ability to kick no small amount of ass
-- contribute as well. And no matter how
much you want to argue otherwise, appearance will always play a part in how a
character is perceived. Is it reason
enough to hate a character? In my eyes,
no. In the eyes of others, maybe
so. Strange that a mere attempt at
visual appeal would cause such a stir, but it can’t be helped.
And now I’ll give my own
preference. If you asked me who I think
is the most attractive character in gaming -- or just one of my favorite female
characters, period -- I would present
this picture with great gusto:
This, fair readers, is
Julia Chang from the Tekken series of fighting games. As you may or may not know, women in fighting games have very...er, distinct wardrobes and proportions. Sometimes it's to make a statement about the character or her fighting style, like Street Fighter's Chun-Li and her infamous thunder-thighs born from her signature move, the Hyakuretsukyaku. Other times...well, let's just say Mai Shiranui and leave it at that. But Julia's different. Her default costume shows some skin, yes, but it's nothing too extreme. Likewise, her proportions are actually more realistic than what you'd expect. She actually looks like she could fight, and win. (Doubly so in Street Fighter X Tekken, where -- thanks to the game's art style -- she suddenly puts on several pounds of muscle.) Compare her to...again, Mai Shiranui, and you have a reason to see games as something more than just fun-time fodder.
But attractiveness in this case goes beyond just physical looks. She’s a researcher, focusing intently on
finding a way to rejuvenate the forests of the world. As is the standard with fighting games,
solving her problem (stolen data, in one instance) involves throwing down in a
tournament sponsored by a mysterious benefactor. Fortunately, she’s quite good at what she
does; her kenpo and wrestling moves (!) make her a fearsome fighter, and the
fact that she’s been in the games for a while -- including an upcoming stint as
a masked wrestler -- means that she’s in a good place with the series. But more importantly, she has a spirit to
her. She’s a fighter, but she’s also
(obviously) very intelligent. She’s
pursued a scientific path, but she’s also got a spiritual understanding -- in
some instances, she’ll pray for the spirits to give her strength. She’s kind-hearted, but she’s also confident
and even sassy at times. Unlike other
games content with having their ladies be stoic killers or wafer-thin
wallflowers, Julia expresses a full range of emotions throughout her storied
history. Shock, happiness, sorrow,
determination, relief…why, it’s as if Namco actually tried to make a real human
character instead of a digital pastiche.
It certainly helps that
she can do this:
Mmmmmmm…wait, wha? O-oh, right.
The uh…the whole…post thing.
At any rate, that’s
about where I stand. What’s important
now is that I hear from you guys and girls about what you think makes an
attractive character, male and/or female.
Looks, personality, ability, competency, what have you -- whatever’s on
your mind, let me hear it. I might add a
few more thoughts in a comment later, but for now, I’ll leave it at that. Just…please, don’t bash me too hard. I’m just a guy who’s a little bit too curious
for his own good.
(Julia is mai waifu.)