You know, I’m reminded
of a conversation I had with my brother a couple of weeks ago. He was really excited about the then-upcoming
release of Revengeance; knowing that
I tended to keep a pulse on game reviews, he asked me if I thought it would get
good scores -- especially in comparison to the fresh-on-the-market DmC.
I gave him my prediction. “No, it
probably won’t get good reviews. There’s
no denying that it’ll be good, but the scores won’t be as high as DmC’s.
People will probably say the story is stupid, or confusing, or
something. Or some other flaw.”
And then the scores
started popping up. And indeed, it has
seen some favorable reviews -- not enough to put its Metacritic score over DmC’s, but it is a close race. That length seems to be a major sticking
point.
But if there’s one
thing that I’m starting to learn as of late, it’s that reviews are merely a suggestion of quality, not a
confirmation of it. Maybe my standards
have just become annoyingly high in the last few years, but the sheer number of
nines and tens from the gaming press seem to be less and less likely to
translate into a “great game, great experience”, at least in my eyes. I’m the kind of guy who READS the reviews,
not just glances at the score. And when
I read about issues with the new Tomb
Raider and issues with the new God of
War, I’m starting to fear that I need to start magnifying those problems to
figure out if a game is right for me.
Maybe I need to be doubly-negative.
If reviewers won’t be critical, I guess I’ll have to.
Which brings us back to
Raiden’s Ass Kicking Jamboree.
WARNING: You are in for a crap-ton of spoilers
if you read carelessly, so if you’re looking to play the game first with a
fresh perspective, do so immediately.
Also, don’t do what I did and forget that the Select button lets you
access the Codec and plenty of conversations with your pals. Cripes, I’m terrible at Metal Gear games…