Well, well. Imagine that.
Two months ago, I never would have guessed that I’d stick with this
blogging thing for so long (you can blame my adversity with technology, AKA the
threads of blood-born necromancy). But
here I am with 64 posts, a slowly-but-surely increasing pageview count, a slew
of other blogs that I follow, and a potential platform for writing
notoriety. Optimistically speaking; I’ve
still got some work to do.
For one thing, I’d like
to get some more followers. That might
help matters a bit.
But anyway, I think I’m
off to a good start. So long as I can
keep up the momentum, I see no reason for me to give it up now. I’m a blogger, and hopefully I’ll stay that
way for months to come. And then,
someday, you’ll get the message “What? Blogger
is evolving?” And then you’ll get a cute
little jingle, and then I’ll turn all digital and start transforming, and you’ll
be so mystified you won’t even think of pressing the B button, and then it’ll
say “Congratulations! Blogger has
evolved into Legendary Writer!”
It’ll be awesome, is
what I’m trying to say.
So to celebrate, let me
show you this game called Mischief Makers. It was the first N64 game I ever owned. Arguably, it’s in my Top 20 Favorite
Games. And with good reason; look at
this.
Look at that. Look at -- just look at that shit. You’re a robot girl riding a cat in a
psychedelic dimension fighting against a dog-man on a transforming motorcycle,
and you make missiles bigger by shaking them so you can throw them back at that
dog-man -- and then you throw him around once he starts sliding around as fast
as his transforming bike. And then he
explodes like it’s the Fourth of July.
Anyone who says
Japanese games are stupid needs a sledgehammer to the medulla oblongata.
Thanks for sticking
around with my blog, (hopefully non-imaginary) readers. Here’s to better days, yeah?
It's been too long since I've used this picture.
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