(Probably not, but…hey, I like cooking competitions. So let's see where this goes, shall we?)
“The Situation.”
If you can read those
words and not feel a searing wave of disdain and hatred, then you are a more
fortunate man than I. See, my brother --
apparently, like a large enough audience -- is a fan of the reality TV series Jersey Shore. And in one, soul-scorching instance, I
watched an episode with him.
What did I see? By Odin’s beard...