In the first fifteen seconds of the game, you’re
treated to a slow-motion shot of Bayonetta that -- of course -- pans straight
down to her crotch. Barely a minute
later, you’re commandeering and piloting an angelic mech to wreak havoc on your
foes. And in one of the early cutscenes, she kicks an incoming jet well above a spread of skyscrapers. Seems like a reasonable start, yes?
Chances are you don’t need me to tell you how good Bayo2 is (my answer being “absurdly good”). It’s gotten high marks all over, and proven
that the wait was worthwhile. If not for
Nintendo, there would be no Bayo2 --
and now more than ever, I’m glad that the Big N extended a helping hand. Granted I’m not sure if I like it more
than Metal Gear Rising or The Wonderful 101, but that’s a moot
point; those three can stand shoulder-to-shoulder as a trinity of awesome
games. I don’t have any problems leaving
it at that.
But there’s more to say about Bayo2. MUCH more. Dare I say it, TOO MUCH more.
THE SPOILERS REMAIN CAST!
*gets wrecked by angels again*