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May 18, 2015

Do We Need Assassin’s Creed Anymore?

Hey guys!  Did you see the trailer and stuff for Assassin’s Creed: Syndicate?  It’s a brand new start for the franchise, and the game that will do next-gen consoles justizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

Yeah.  Like I could keep that one up for long.

I know I’m not always the most open-minded and impartial of people (which is exactly why you should never, EVER consider anything on this blog to be a “review”), but I have to be honest here.  I watched the debut trailer for Syndicate, and had to fight my way to the end, despite it being about two minutes long.  And I actually tapped out from the ten-ish minute gameplay walkthrough thing; it only took me about thirty seconds of the horse-drawn carriage sequence to think “So it’s just like Watch Dogs now.”  So I shut it off and went to go throw up.

Yes, I know it’s incredibly unfair to the game -- the game still months away from release -- to pass judgment and preemptively back away from it.  I mean, I like the concept.  It’s Victorian England…which I’m going to pretend hasn’t already been done in Bloodborne and The Order: 1886.  But a new city!  Technology!  Culture!  Aaaaaaaaaaaaand…then you find out that you play as some smug jerk who goes on about the plight of the poor, and taking the aristocracy down a peg, and waking up the masses, and it’s making me think that Ubisoft is about to go down the DmC route, in which case I’m ready to throw up again.

Not to go off on a tangent, but can fiction (games in particular) just back off from making the bad guys evil corporations or businessmen or the wealthy or anyone with any sort of authority?  I’m not saying that there aren’t crooks out there in power, but damn has this trope been worn out.  But I suppose it’s for the best if it saves the creators the effort of making unique and interesting villains.  Who needs thoughtful design and memorable, thematically-dense characters when you can just go “Yo, FUCK THE MAN!” and call it a day?

I can’t say I’m impressed by what I’ve seen.  Okay, sure, there’s a playable female character now, which is good.  But there’s still a lot that needs to be proven, the quality of said female character chief among them.  It’s hard to know for sure when she was added (i.e. if she was only added because Ubisoft took some heat), but I’m still worried.  Supposedly, leading man Jacob Frye dominates the promotional materials, to the point where he has a trailer on AC’s official YouTube page, while his sister…doesn’t.  And what sort of enlightening insights do we get into his character?

Oh, he’s brash and reckless.  And he has a bunch of toys.  And thanks to that grappling hook he’s getting even closer to the Batman singularity.  Huh. 

I haven’t even played the game yet, and I’m bored.

Ubisoft needs to win back a lot of fans with their biggest franchise, and based on the comments circulating, that hasn’t happened yet.  I’ve seen exasperation and distrust in spades -- lots of cynicism and suspicion instead of the hype so desperately needed at this point.  (The debut trailer didn’t help; notice that it didn’t even have enough new gameplay footage to fill two minutes -- and this game is five months away, supposedly, but still uses pre-alpha footage.  Red flag?)  I guess that if these games are on two-year development cycles -- I assume -- then the real revolution will come from the next game.  So basically, Syndicate is potentially just a stopgap…even though Unity was a super-ultra-mega stopgap.

Speaking of which, let’s talk about Unity.  Don’t worry, we’ll get through this together. 

My brother picked up a copy of Assassin’s Creed: Unity on day one, because of course he did.  And he asked me to play through it from start to finish, because of course he did.  And I played it for no more than an hour the night of release before getting bored and frustrated and going to bed, because of course I did.  True story.

Okay, I know that’s not exactly fair to that game, either.  After all, let it be known that I want to give the series its fair shot, and a chance to prove itself so it can go without ridicule.  But Unity didn’t make that easy.  I was lucky enough to avoid some of the now-infamous glitches (barring getting glued to a chair for a few seconds during a chase), but the experience was a little scattershot.  By which I mean pretty scattershot.  And, you know, not great

The game starts with some guy using a lightning sword (huh?), and then cuts to Arno as a kid so players can putz around, and then cuts again to him as a hyper-smug Aladdin wannabe who walks around with a sword in broad daylight and can naturally do the standard parkour because…uh…is he already an assassin?  Or is he just that good already?  Well, whatever.  I guess it’s explained at some point.  But what happened at the outset didn’t click for me.  I can say it’s not as aggressively awful as Watch Dogs, but the tradeoff is that it’s aggressively boring.

Weirdly, Unity made me think back to The Wind Waker.  You start off as a sleepyhead hero in a lobster shirt, but you’re given an objective -- get a present from Grandma -- to advance the plot.  You have all the time you need to do that, but until then you’re free to explore Outset Island.  You can jump on rocks to get Rupees, chat it up with locals who’ll chat back (and teach you gameplay mechanics, like crawling and carrying pots), swordfight with Orca, and just plain enjoy the sights.  Humble beginnings, for sure, but stronger because of it.

Compare that to Unity.  You’re playing as some guy in red and white who’s suddenly tasked with chasing some other guy while there’s a big fight happening all around you.  So you follow that guy and beat him, but you get stabbed by cutscene’s end.  Then you flash forward to kid Arno, and you have to follow some girl and steal an apple (so a guard who I swear wasn’t there before can spot you and teach you some of the stealth mechanics).  Then you get another cutscene where Arno’s dad is found dead, which would be a bit more impactful if we’d spent more than three minutes with the guy.  Just a bit, though.

And then you’re adult Arno (who looks eerily similar to Jake Gyllenhaal for some reason) and have to escape from some smithy brutes.  And then you have to go follow a carriage.  And then you have to sneak into a manor or whatever because there’s a letter that has to be delivered right now.  And then those same brutes catch up to you somehow -- setting aside the fact that they had to sneak in too, albeit through an open door -- and they fight you.  And then I lament having to go through a combat sequence in an AC game in a world with, well, take your pick.  And then you escape again.  And then you have to sneak into a ball.

Don’t worry.  It’s about 5% more riveting than I make it out to be.

What really gets to me about Unity is that despite popping up on these spiffy new consoles, I didn’t feel like the game even tried to sell itself.  Okay, sure, I’ll concede that virtua-France looks good, with all the awe-inspiring architecture and attention to detail you’d hope for, but it all rings hollow.  Unless there’s a mission to be dished out, you can’t have any meaningful interaction with NPCs other than bumping into them.  In all fairness you can watch them interact with each other -- a couple being lovey-dovey, for instance -- but you’re an observer and nothing more.  You’re invisible to the world before you even put on the hood.

I understand that adding in Zelda-style interactions for everything and everybody would be impossible.  And on top of that, I understand that games -- AC or otherwise -- are all about creating illusions, and giving the feeling of depth without actually providing it.  But the illusion in Unity wore thin from the get-go.  It’s a feeling I share with AC3; I broke off from following some dude to chase after a thief who stole an apple, and followed him into an alley.  But when I finally made my approach, the thief stopped cold, dropped the apple, and went straight back to walking aimlessly -- just like the hundreds of NPCs lining the streets.

I just don’t get it.  I can’t get a handle on the design philosophy here.  Okay, I’ll give the franchise the benefit of the doubt and assume that I’m just the square peg getting mashed into its round hole.  But even so, am I being crazy here?  Am I really so wrong to wonder what the appeal for this franchise is?  Am I really, considering how much dissent there is and how many comments express concern at best?  I have issues just with that philosophy; it feels like for all the effort put into rendering these worlds, it’s all for naught because the core of the game is largely “go here and kill this guy”.  And if Unity’s start is anything to go by, you could charitably add “follow this guy” or “avoid those guys”.

It seems like Unity is the straw that broke the camel’s back, but if you ask me that camel was already a shambling corpse.  I mean, didn’t AC3 pretty much flay everyone’s expectations and become a black spot on a franchise noted for issues notable since AC1?  I know there’s some kind of blind faith in the franchise that keeps the zombie camel trucking along, but at this stage in its life can we at large keep pardoning it?  Should we?  If Ubisoft is content with doling out stories of varying quality and gameplay with long-noted faults, why is it that a bug-riddled, microtransaction-pushing, embargo-abusing game is some perceived “last straw” for a franchise that saw fit to push three incrementally-changed editions of a sequel?

And so I have to ask: do we need Assassin’s Creed anymore?  Because the way things are now, I say no.

I want to like this franchise.  I really do.  I like history, like my father before me -- and the idea of exploring fully-realized worlds leaves me chomping at the bit.  But that’s the clincher; I want fully-realized worlds, not just facsimiles of them.  Maybe that’s why I like the Zelda games; they’re exponentially smaller, sure, but even the decade-and-a-half-old, single-town Majora’s Mask managed to infuse a level of character into its world that you’d never expect, or even ask for. 

The impending doom affected them, and they in turn affected you, while you --the hero -- went on to affect both by resolving the conflict.  There was weight to be had there, even if you spent a day talking with the apologetic Anju, or a night with the postman.  (Don’t think too hard about the sexual implications of that line; I know I didn’t.)

But as much as I praise Zelda, I recognize that modern games -- AC well among them -- have the potential to go WAY farther.  You get to be a part of history, conceptually speaking; you get to experience life in that world, learning and understanding what it was like to be in colonial America, or revolutionary France, or whatever comes our way next (after London).  And I don’t mean having an assassin forcibly inserted into the midnight ride of Paul Revere, or being there for the signing of the Declaration of Independence; I mean making them a part of the setting.  An active participant, rather than an observer.

It’s to the point where I find myself thinking, “Hey, maybe we don’t need Assassins, or Templars, or Animus, or Abstergo, or any of that.  Just have the setting and be done with it.”  I’m not even joking.  Historical fiction is an established, viable genre, and it has been for years.  It’s true that the games would lose their overarching plot and connective tissue, but sometimes I wonder if that’s really such a bad thing.  Do you need assassins and ancient rivalries and conspiracy plots in history, which has more than enough exciting clashes in its own right?  I say no.  Cool stuff has happened in the past; you don’t need lords of stabbing and future VR to embellish what’s already interesting.  If you did, then we’d all be hailing 47 Ronin as a cinematic masterpiece…which it is certainly not.

I’ll concede that (ideally) the appeal of Assassin’s Creed is the ability to chart out and execute the assassination plots of your design.  I’ll also concede that combat and murder aren’t immediate failure-states in games -- because if I didn’t, I’d have to hate Bayonetta 2.  And of course, I don’t have a clear-cut answer on how I’d handle conflict in a hypothetical, hyper-historical AC game of my own.  I have ideas, but they’d probably only appeal to S-tier nerds (“Press X to Improve Your Social Standing”).  So if you like that -- and the franchise in general -- then you’re not wrong for it.  There is merit to the franchise.

That all said, I thought that the appeal of Black Flag was its ability to turn you into a pure pirate, and minimized the franchise’s conventions (the assassin storyline well among them) for the sake of making you a scourge of the seas.  Likewise, I thought that Black Flag was one of the best-received games yet, if only because it eased the sting of AC3 while also being NOT about Ezio again.  So what does it say about the franchise when one of the most well-received of the franchise is also one of the biggest departures from the franchise?  And where do you go from there when you can’t rely on naval adventures without playing fast and loose with geography?

Maybe the guys at Penny Arcade had it right.  Maybe this franchise is rudderless.

I’m not so cold as to say that Unity (or Syndicate) should be the last AC game ever.  I agree with the common opinion: Ubisoft needs to stop with these yearly releases -- and yikesy mikesy, 2014 had two of them -- and spend time figuring out how to take the franchise to the next level.  From what I can gather, Unity isn’t it, and Syndicate might not fare any better; if anything, both of them are a symbol of non-progression.  They tell me that Ubisoft isn’t just content with staying in a rut, but letting the cement pool around its neck.  That’s not a good place to be in, especially when the same company once implied that new hardware would promote innovation. 

But I have to go back and ask the same question as before: do we need Assassin’s Creed anymore?  Think about it: a lot of the mechanics it paved the way for, like stealth and parkour, have been co-opted by other games.  Its combat can’t compete with games that have a stronger emphasis on it (the Arkham series) and/or style in spades (insert any given Platinum title here). 

If you’re looking for a meaningful story with meaningful characters, you can get that from a handful of BioWare titles, at a bare minimum.  Any given triple-A release is downright guaranteed to have big setpiece moments, and that cinematic appeal so often spoken so highly of.  And if you’re hungry for innovation -- as we all are -- then, well, you can look virtually anywhere else.  Anywhere.

The nicest thing I can say about Unity is that it looks good.  And that it lets me visit Paris.  And that I could meet Napoleon at some point, I guess -- assuming I ever touched it again.  But if I can replicate two of those three (maybe all three, ostensibly) just by cracking open a book or running a Google search, then maybe -- just maybe -- something has gone wrong.

Now then.  Let’s see how The Division turns out.


  1. Really, I just mentally compare most of these yearly releases to another yearly series: Atelier.

    That series has gotten diminishing sales from going yearly, but there's one thing I have to praise about them: all of the games play quite differently and aren't scared to change-up the formula in major ways. It doesn't FEEL like a yearly series.

    This is more than I can say for most games in the more popular yearly series like Assassin's Creed. You've pretty much written out why.

  2. I want to like Assassin's Creed too. Hell, I have an AC3 shirt even though I don't have the game or ever played it! But you're right. There is almost nothing unique it has to offer that no one else has done. So that just leaves Ubisoft with creating something enriching and full of substance to make you overlook the cliches and copying of other materials. And they even fail at that.

    But I will say that from the look of things, the pirate ship mechanics seemed to be the most memorable aspect of the series. I rarely found someone who hated them and I heard little to no bitching about Black Flag. Ubisoft might as well make a damn good series of pirate ship games like BF. But then I get the feeling they'll somehow find a way to make it derivative.

    The bright side? At least Ubisoft doesn't perpetually rain bullshit and lies on customers and developers like EA does. Some demons need to be fought more urgently than others.

  3. Crap, you've just reminded me that I STILL haven't played a Gust game. Well, except Mana Khemia 2 and Ar Tonelico 3, but seeing as how I had to run a Google search to even confirm that those were Gust games, I'm a little wary about counting them. But that new game Land of No Night sounds pretty interesting! Let's see how that turns out.

    I guess the problems with Assassin's Creed are problems tied into Ubisoft. I was under the impression that at a bare minimum, the AAA engine that keeps these games coming out is on a two-year cycle with multiple studios (though I've heard Unity was being worked on back in 2010). So, like, just how much change CAN the series have with such a massive, shambling, lurching machine at work?

    Ubisoft might be winning in terms of sales, but even if they're the big dogs now, a part of me feels bad that -- small projects aside -- they're stuck in this nasty loop. And then I remember that Watch Dogs happened, and Watch Dogs 2 WILL happen, and then I don't feel so bad.

  4. True enough, but there's still plenty of time for Ubisoft (or any of these big companies) to completely ruin everything in a few choice moves. My guess is that it'll happen near release time. I mean, they probably learned their lesson from Unity, but who knows at this stage?

    You're likely spot-on about Ubisoft running the pirate ship mechanic into the ground. The sailing got its start in AC3, got a big focus for BF, and then became a fixture of Rogue (if I remember right). So on one hand, they've probably got the tools, audience, and incentive to make more sailing; on the other hand, that was -- barring the eighth-gen version of BF -- on the PS3 and 360, and Ubisoft's saying that they're leaving those consoles behind. Sooooo...they can't just do a copypasta, I'm guessing. But again, who knows?

    Maybe change will happen at some point. But Syndicate isn't that point -- and depending on just how fast these games are getting pumped out, it could be even longer than just next year's installment. So basically, it's looking like it's got the same problem as Squeenix and Final FantasHUUUUUUUUUURK.

    Oh my. Excuse me. My organs just decided to assault my skeleton, that's all. Nothing to worry about.

  5. I did find it a little funny how you commented on my Atelier reviews saying you need to try the series out when you already have (Mana Khemia 2 is Atelier 10), and how the only Ar tonelico game you played was the bad one. XD

    Ar nosurge is one I recommend out of the recent titles already out.

    It's not that Ubisoft can't change, it's that their executives gave the devs a checklist of features they must have in order for their title to get approved for development. Sadly, when millions are being thrown around, they have to play safe to satisfy investors. :/

  6. Honestly, I'd be a little more excited about Assassin Creed games if they went a little crazier with them. Here's a few examples:

    1. Underground Railroad -- Imagine Harriet Tubman re-imagined as a master assassin while ferrying slaves to Canada.

    2. Prince of Assassins -- Prince of Egypt style alternate universe where Moses assassinates corrupt Egyptian leaders.

    3. Flagbearers -- Betsy Ross heads network of seemingly helpless seamstresses to hide a benevolent organization of assassins.

    4. Southern Comfort -- Play as a pre-civil war era black belonging to an assassin organization while maintaining the guise of a slave. (Going so far as to arrange his sale to other owners so he can off key historical figures)

    In other words. Lets avoid White Guy 1-4 in the next AC game. (I'llgive em kudos for AC3 though) Kthxbai.

  7. Wait, what? Mana Khemia is actually an Atelier game? Wow. I did NOT know that. Nor would I have ever guessed it. Ah, what a blow to my gamer pride this is. It can only be mended by...uh...actually, now that I think about it, I've got a bunch of PS2 games that have barely been touched. If I don't beat Devil Summoner 2, who will?

    I'll tell you what, though: I've been trying to give these new titles and next-gen titles a fair shake, but not a lot of them have been doing it for me. It's to a point where I'm about ready to say "No, DON'T be open-minded! Just stay stuck in your ways and don't give stuff you might not like a chance!" Not a good situation to be in.

    I don't want to blame the investors...but yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and blame the investors. And executives. And miscellaneous bigwigs. I mean, I'm almost certain I said this before (if not here then elsewhere), but JEEZ. Ubisoft already won the game with earlier AC installments. Assuming -- or maybe hoping -- that they're actually making a profit with these games, are the bigwigs so paranoid that they can't allow one risk or one side project every now and then? Or more of them, I guess?

    More UbiArt plz, Ubisoft. I'm begging you.

  8. Oh man, I would be so down for adventures in Egypt. SO DOWN. That seriously needs to be a thing that happens.

    Though in Ubisoft's defense (there's a rare sentence), I was under the impression that their Assassin's Creed Chronicles spinoff was going to handle different areas and eras. So hey, adventures in China. And a female protagonist. That's good.

    Except now I can't help but wonder if those games will even be relevant in a couple of months -- not to mention that it'd be cooler to run through a fully-realized world instead of a slice of one. In which case? Yes. Let us indeed avoid White Guy 1-4. I don't want to be THAT GUY, but there are plenty of races, nationalities, and cultures to tap.

    Yo, Ubisoft. Let's mix things up a little, yes? And as a corollary, let's mix things up a little with a fleshed-out, fully-realized character. People liked Ezio for a reason, I think. Go back to that. Don't let Aiden Pearce lead you astray.

    I shouldn't have to bring him up, but, well, it's a fear I'll have to nurture for a while yet.

  9. There's no doubt that there's some interesting stuff in history that's worth exploring, and if nothing else Assassin's Creed (on its best days) offers up a good look at that. I wouldn't mind a game that takes out the assassin/VR angle, and it looks like you wouldn't either. The same goes for others, no doubt. So let the records show that not all gamers are willing to buy into the same thing, year after year.

    But I've been thinking about it, and I realized something: there are enough people out there -- more than enough -- who play these games so they can be an ultra-skilled ninja. Or Batman (who's sort of a ninja in his own right). Or some vigilante guy -- who may as well be a ninja.

    As much as I disagree with it, people want to be ninjas. Even I wanted to be a ninja back when AC1 first made the rounds -- but I got bored with it (after I had my fun, admittedly) and moved on. Unfortunately, Ubisoft hasn't. And I'm starting to worry that until they move on, their buyers won't either. History? Culture? PFFFFT. Who cares about that? I just want to be a ninja and take down THE MAN! Or the Illuminati! Or whoever the bad guy is! Doesn't matter, it's ninja-stabbing time!

    I'm generalizing, of course. I do that sometimes. But I can't help but wonder.

    This franchise has been at it for close to a decade. And sure, Syndicate might shake things up with more history interaction and less Illuminati shite, but at this stage I'm starting to wonder if the ONLY way they can breathe life into the series is to drop it all entirely. They've got armies of researchers and artists to bring the past to life, so why not go all in? Aaaaaaaaaaaaand then I remember that they CAN'T go all in because "appeal to a wider audience". or because shareholders. Or whatever modern-day excuse they've got.

    Eh. Maybe I wouldn't be so wound-up about it if they just made the combat actually interesting. I don't know how they did it, but somehow (in the hour I spent with Unity before banishing it from my sight) it felt as if they made the fighting EVEN WORSE.

    Then again, I was fresh off of Bayonetta 2 at that point, so who knows?