I don’t normally do this, but in this case I have to come out swinging at the outset: Nia is the “best girl” in Xenoblade Chronicles 2. No contest.
No. Listen. Shut up. Listen. It’s not even a contest. I don’t care what the other characters are like. I don’t care that there are Blades with less clothes or bigger chests. None of that shit matters. Nia is the best girl. And I guess it’s up to me to explain why.
And I guess that’ll maybe -- just maybe -- help explain why Xenoblade Chronicles 2 let me down in the biggest way possible. In a way I never even imagined was possible.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIyah. SPOILERS INCOMING.