Showing posts with label His Smile And Optimism Gone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label His Smile And Optimism Gone. Show all posts

February 1, 2018

Xenoblade Chronicles 2: A Very Special Post (Part 3)


Well…at least the gameplay is still good.

WE’RE STUCK ON A DIFFERENT SPOILERS!
A LOT MORE THAN WE CAN SPOIL!
BUT WE GOTTA KEEP ON SPOILING!  SPOILING!  SPOILING!

Wait, wrong game.   I’m sorry for wasting your time.

As an apology, please allow me to waste even more of your time.

January 25, 2018

Xenoblade Chronicles 2: A Very Special Post (Part 2)


I don’t normally do this, but in this case I have to come out swinging at the outset: Nia is the “best girl” in Xenoblade Chronicles 2.  No contest.

No.  Listen.  Shut up.  Listen.  It’s not even a contest.  I don’t care what the other characters are like.  I don’t care that there are Blades with less clothes or bigger chests.  None of that shit matters.  Nia is the best girl.  And I guess it’s up to me to explain why.

And I guess that’ll maybe -- just maybe -- help explain why Xenoblade Chronicles 2 let me down in the biggest way possible.  In a way I never even imagined was possible.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIyah.  SPOILERS INCOMING.