Comic fans, I have a question: who is the most
powerful superhero in Marvel Comics canon?
I wouldn’t know, because I’ve only got a handful
of comics. My gut instinct is to go with
one of three choices, though. First off:
the Hulk, because the madder he gets the stronger he gets. By that logic, I’m under the impression that
his power level (such as it is) reaches something very close to infinity. Failing that?
I’d guess Jean Grey, since she’s got the power of Phoenix/Dark Phoenix
inside her, and years of Marvel 3 dominance
suggest she’s one to be feared. Failing
that? Doctor Strange. If his power is to cast spells, then in the
hands of a loose cannon writer with nothing to lose, all Strange would have to
do is read up a bit to find just the
right spell to solve the problem at hand.
Since his stories have (to my knowledge) pitted him against
outer-dimensional super-beings, I’d say that that’s kind of a necessity.
So that poses a unique challenge for Marvel
Studios. How do you bring a character
whose power is, theoretically, all of the
powers into the MCU? True, it’s not
as if he starts out as a mystic god-slayer in his big debut (it is an originstory, after all), but since the execs are playing the long game on multiple
fronts, there’s a possibility that Doctor Strange will be dramatically more
powerful in his next appearance. How do
you balance future movies around that?
How do you balance this movie
around that?
Time will tell what the future holds. But for now?
I’d argue that the strongest Marvel hero is actually the weakest Marvel hero -- and the movie’s
better for it.
Mystic Sword! Bolts of
Balthakk! Spell of Vishanti! SPOILERS OF THE FALTINE!
You know, one day soon I’m going to run out of ways to
reference Marvel 3. Today’s not that day, especially since one
player managed to score a big win with a Doctor
Strange/Phoenix Wright/Captain America team.
That’s my (theoretical and barely-explored) team, damn it!
Not to help push the discussion of these movies
into schoolyard shouting matches over “who would win in a fight”, but it’s
interesting to start thinking about the power dynamics in the Marvel
movies. Thanos is coming up pretty fast,
after all, so he’s got to be something very close to the final boss of the MCU. Who has the best shot at taking him out? Probably the person who snatches up all of
the Infinity Stones at once for one final, climactic attack. If Vision has one of the stones implanted
into his head, then he’s probably going to be the one to do it -- or the one to
save the universe in a sacrificial swan dive.
Either way, the MCU has some strong heroes on its
side. Or, if they’re not strong in terms
of sheer numbers (or power levels, if you want to go there), then they have tricks to help them succeed. So again, Vision is probably up there on the
proverbial tier list. Hulk and Thor are
below him for obvious reasons -- albeit in no particular order. Then you’ve got Scarlet Witch, because magic,
and/or powers she’s had time to hone for a good while. Spidey, Cap, and Bucky are below her because
they’re empowered individuals who don’t need extra gear to tap their abilities. By that logic, Iron Man, War Machine, and Ant-Man
trail behind them. That, of course, puts
Black Widow, Falcon, and Hawkeye near the bottom. Until we see the full extent of Black
Panther’s nature and powers, he’s in a strange place (though my gut puts him in
the Spidey-tier, at least). But to be clear,
it’s less about raw numbers and more about the application of their abilities.
So in terms of the sheer number of abilities Strange might have in the future, he’s
theoretically the strongest. Right now,
though, he’s the weakest. That’s not a
death knell for his character, though.
It just makes him the Magikarp of the MCU -- and we all know what
Magikarp turns into.
I compared Doctor Strange to Iron Man in the last
post, so let’s keep the comparisons going.
At the outset, neither of them are skilled hand-to-hand fighters; the
most grappling Tony Stark had done up to that point was in the bedroom, and the
first time we see Stephen Strange throw a punch, it ends with him getting
battered on the streets of Nepal. Stark
compensates for his weakness by building an early version of the Iron Man suit,
and then progressively iterates on them until he becomes the armored Avenger we
know and love. By the end of the first
movie, he’s able to soundly defeat the Iron Monger through a combination of
superior tech and a better understanding of that tech.
In comparison, Strange is completely at the mercy
of everyone and everything around him -- unable to seize control of his
condition, or his destiny at large.
That’s kind of the whole point, given that The Ancient One tells him
that he needs to give up control and surrender; go with the flow, as they
say. It’s a lesson that only a
near-death experience manages to teach him, as they often do. Even so, he still struggles immensely to gain
control of his blossoming powers. He’s
falling behind well before his impromptu trip to Mount Everest, unable to
generate much more than some wimpy sparks while his peers are drawing portals
to other worlds with some moves that wouldn’t be out of place in Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Seriously. Just slap an arrow on her head and she's all set.
Further, Strange gets a raw deal out of the whole
mystic guardian role. He gets a handle
on teleportation, but can only do so if he has an easily-stolen trinket called
a Sling Ring. He can conjure magical
weapons to fight and defend himself, but A) they can fizzle out if he’s not
careful, and B) it’s still more than possible to break through whatever shield
he generates. He doesn’t have the
practice needed to kung fu fight his foes, to the point where a living cape has
to brawl on his behalf. He doesn’t have
the natural strength or endurance of other Marvel heroes, so once he gets
stabbed -- and he does -- he pretty much has to call a time out and scramble
into an operating room.
Strange only has two things going for him in this
movie, and one of them is a passive boon.
He’s good at studying and taking in new information -- to the point
where he can basically analyze and memorize anything he reads -- but that’s a
tool for preparation, not keeping an evil wizard from kicking him in the
ribs. The other thing he has is the Eye
of Agamotto, which turns him into a JoJo
character lets him reverse, progress through, or generally alter time
as needed. That sounds like a hell of a
story-breaking power, but given that guys like Mordo and Wong basically shout DON’T FUCKIN’ TOUCH THAT THING, it’s
probably only going to be something used in dire circumstances. And given that it contains one of the
Infinity Stones, it’s not as if he’ll be able to use it if/when Thanos fills up
the slots of the Infinity Gauntlet.
To be clear, it’s not as if Strange playing the
underdog makes him or his movie worse.
If anything, they help make it better.
As much as I love Captain America, he goes from zero to hero in his
movie of origin and never looks back.
That’s kind of the point of that movie (considering that he’s a super soldier who gets benched and acts
as a marketing tool), but knowing that there’s a Marvel hero that has to claw
his way up to basic crime-fighting competence is definitely a treat. Not something you see every day -- well, except
maybe for Ant-Man, but I haven’t seen
that one yet. Should probably put it on
the to-do list.
What the Marvel movies need to win over the
(entirely justified) naysayers is variability.
That’s going to be harder and harder to come by whenever it’s time to
introduce a new hero -- who often needs a new origin story -- but it’s not
impossible. And what’s on display here
shows that there’s variability, even within the limits of the much-touted
formula. Even though I said in the last
post that I wish there was less fighting (or for the fighting to be axed
entirely), it’s not as if there’s wall-to-wall action. That’s because Strange isn’t a wall-to-wall
fighter. He’s a thinker. He’s a man of science. The one time he does throw a punch, it leads to him getting his ass kicked.
Should’ve used Splash, buddy.
Pound for pound, I’d wager that there’s less
fighting in Doctor Strange then there
is in other Marvel movies. Is there a
part of me that thinks even this much is too much? In the context of this movie and its affect,
yes. But what’s here is still plenty
entertaining to watch. In the first five
minutes (if that), The Ancient One goes to town on some of Kaecilius’ cronies,
and it’s such a delight to watch that pretty much every rational thought I had
was replaced by “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
That’s the hypest thing ever!” I
thought that Strange would reach that level by movie’s end, but I thought
wrong. And honestly, I’m glad I did.
The fact that Strange can’t hang with even a couple of cronies -- guys that Cap or Iron
Man could dispatch without a thought, magic or no -- is critical. There’s tension as well as entertainment to
be had from seeing our hero face overwhelming odds, and situations that other
superheroes (and audiences at large) would take for granted. He can’t just hit them with a Level 1 Hyper
Combo and move on with his life. He has
to outmaneuver them. Outsmart them. Outplay them.
In a sense, the only way for a fledgling student thrown into the deep
end to survive is to follow three ever-so-noble principles: lie, cheat, and
steal.
And that’s exactly how he ends up executing the
biggest con in the MCU ever. That is,
he’s able to bring a cosmic being to his knees by breaking -- and temporarily
remaking -- the rules.
I actually didn’t know that Dormammu would be in
this movie, and was resigned to the fact that the Marvel 3 menace wouldn’t deign us with an appearance of his
big flaming head. Of course, I’d
forgotten that the Dread Lord has had multiple
looks over
the years -- and this time around, he showed up as a giant space-face. Well, that’s primarily what we see of him;
he’s still got a body, but his eye alone is probably as big as a football
field. So as a reminder, the final
battle pits a being of near-incomprehensible form and power, someone with an
incalculable number of ways to kill a mere mortal, against -- drumroll please
-- a handicapped ex-surgeon who references pop music and almost died because he
couldn’t tear his eyes away from his phone despite driving on Dead Man’s Curve
in the rain.
The only way Strange could’ve won was for him to
cheat. And cheat he does; by combining
the Eye of Agamotto with the lawlessness of the Dark Dimension, he’s able to trap
Dormammu in an infinite, near-inescapable time loop. Each loop ends with Strange being killed on
the spot, and each loop begins with Strange floating onto the scene while
saying “Dormammu! I’ve come to
bargain!” How many times did he have to
die to wear down and annoy the baddie into submission? We may never know. But the important thing is that it worked,
in-universe and out of it. The big guy
agrees to take his dimension and his cronies away from Earth forever, and we in
the audience got to see the weakest Marvel hero defeat the strongest Marvel
villain without throwing a single punch.
I hope I don’t have to explain how cool that is.
If I had to raise a complaint, it’s that I’d have
liked to see a little bit more of Dormammu before Strange’s con job. Just a little bit more. Granted there’s a strong possibility that
he’ll return (or maybe he’ll fuel Mordo’s power in the next movie, whether the
wizard taps him intentionally or not), but there’s also a strong possibility
that he’ll keep his word and never show his face again. If the latter holds true, then it’d mean that
another comic villain has been summarily defeated in one shot. That means he’d join the ranks of such
dazzling staples like Iron Monger, Whiplash (and Justin Hammer, by proxy), The
Mandarin, Abomination, Red Skull, Crossbone, Malekith, Ronan the Accuser, and
(presumably) Yellowjacket. Oh, and
Ultron, too. Moral of the story: don’t
be a villain in a Marvel movie if you value your life.
Still, I have to reiterate: the strength of the
Marvel movies is that it goes full tilt with whatever hero (or heroes) is
featured in the title. So while there’s
plenty to like about Doctor Strange
-- the visuals, the action, the drama, the jokes -- the main draw is 100%
Doctor Strange. The main character
defines a story better than anything else a story has to offer, after all; for
that reason alone, it’s hard for me to pretend like this new entry is “business
as usual”. I felt the same way after Civil War, of course, but it seems to me
like the Marvel cadre is pushing toward something special. Are they moving toward that goal at the
proper speed? That’s debatable. Are they hurting themselves by keeping the
cards effectively duct-taped to their chests?
There’s a good argument that they are.
But for what it’s worth, this is yet another
winner to throw onto the pile. And
that’s precisely why I’m putting it somewhere around HERE on my SmartChart™:
And that’ll do it for now. See you next time…maybe in another six months
when I can drag my ass back to the theaters for another Marvel movie. Because as you know, there’s absolutely no
other cultural tour de force that’s releasing a new entry in roughly a month’s
time, necessitating the attendance of every living man and woman on the planet.
Nope.
Nothing at all. Now if you’ll
excuse me, I have a Magikarp to catch.
In real life.
Because that’s how that works.
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