2) With that in mind,
content will start flowing here on the blog from tomorrow on, starting with the
now-completed “Let’s discuss BioShock
Infinite” post. Or should I say posts; I think it’s the longest one yet,
so I’m breaking it up into three separate posts over three separate days. There’s much that I felt like I had to say,
and whether I praise or criticize it (and I will do both), I can’t stress
enough how much I approve of the overall product. Honestly, the fact that I WAS able to write
so much should speak for its quality -- and I hope that once they start going
online, we’ll be able to talk about matters thoroughly. It’s not a discussion if I’m the only one
talking, after all.
3) One of the things
that’ll also start showing up very soon -- maybe sometime in the next couple of
weeks -- are new chapters of I Hraet You. I’ve been incredibly productive on that
front, well beyond my expectations; it’ll be hard to say how people will react
to them (if they read it at all, which is something I intend to work on before
the “season premiere”), but if you’re looking for absurdity, I think I’ll have
you covered. You can also look forward
to a post on my progress of sorts -- among other things -- once I’m done with Infinite. Gotta spark interest somehow…
Now, let’s move on to something else!
1) Apparently I have
some sort of freakish mutant body, which I have to admit I kind of suspected
but never really had confirmed until recently.
Clothes-shopping (especially for suits) is…problematic, in that I’m all
vertical and no horizontal. I was under
the impression that I’d gained at least a little weight, but I guess not;
finding pants that are both long enough and slim enough is something along the
lines of a miracle. Also if I was a
gangster, I think my nickname would be “Baby Face”, because friggin’ nobody can ever tell how old I am. Granted that’s because most of the people
I’ve seen over the past week last saw me when I was struggling to tie my shoes,
but come on. Perceptions can only be
colored so much, right?
2) Cripes a la mode, my
family is enormous -- on my mom’s side, particularly. She was an only child, but my grandma had
more than a few brothers and sisters (and who knows how many extended family
members like uncles and aunts). So you
can just imagine my surprise when I meet one cousin, take a few steps, meet
another cousin, and then turn around and meet another freaking cousin. And I’m talking cousins that are more than
capable of being parents -- even grandparents -- in their own right, so that
just makes the family tree branch out even further. Incidentally, I think there’s going to be a
family reunion in June.
2) And to go a step
further my grandma (and by extension my mom) knew/know a crapton of
people. It’s just insane. Okay, it’s partly to be expected, because my
grandma was a teacher at several schools across a couple of towns and states --
and beyond that, a member/supporter of the National Association of University
Women -- and on top of that, a devout member of the church…but man, to be able
to touch enough people to essentially fill
five separate sections of a church is beyond belief. Guess that’s the power of a good teacher.
3) In all seriousness,
though, this little adventure has gotten me thinking about religion in my
life. No, I’m not about to convert or
join some big group or anything; it’s just that I feel like I’ve gained a
little perspective. I’ve never been much
into religion -- thanks to some events that would best be explained at another
time -- but in a nutshell, I don’t automatically think that there’s no God just
because I put more stock into science. I
just think that free will and choice and intelligence (and human potential,
most of all) make the need for a higher power not quite a requirement for daily
life; we can do better for ourselves and others because we want to, and out of
the goodness of our hearts. That said, I can see and appreciate why
people would look to religions for guidance and comfort, even if I personally
wouldn’t. It’s a source of strength and
wisdom -- and while I’d prefer to rely on my own strength and my own wisdom,
there’s a level of credibility that I recognize. Is there a God? Maybe.
Is there a need for a
God? That answer changes from person to
person. But what’s important is that
there’s always something there, within or without. And now I’m going to shut up about religion
before I eat a big, tasty foot sandwich.
4) Speaking on more
earthly matters, it’s good that my grandma had such an impact on so many
people…but I wonder if it’s possible for me to do even more. I don’t want to be that guy, but I can’t help but notice that (as you’d expect) about
ninety-nine percent of her students are black…with about a one percent margin
of error, I’d guess. Race aside, what
I’m getting at here is that she had an effect, but it’s a very specialized,
very specific impact -- a sphere of influence, if you will. More importantly, her sphere of influence is
now something that I need to surpass. If
I’m going to be a writing hero -- in the age of the internet, no less -- I feel
compelled to reach out as far as I can to leave my own impact. My grandma was a hero to plenty of people,
and now I’m going to be an even bigger hero than she ever was.
5) It’s just a shame
that I’m terrible in social
situations. I can have a conversation
with one or two people in a room, but any more than that and I just
collapse. I walk into a room and there’s
a half dozen people in front of me (with three more on the right) and then all
of a sudden they all start talking to me in sequence. And my immediate thought is, “Who do I talk
to?” And physical contact? Forget it.
Even so…
6) I’d like to think
that I’ve actually got a bit more resilience than I would have thought. I used to be the crybaby of the family -- and
as the youngest, I still am relatively speaking -- but I’ve found it
interesting that I haven’t cried at all since this whole thing started. It’s weird, because I was expecting to break
down into tears at one point (probably at the most dramatically-opportune
moment), but the most I’ve gotten is a little itchy-eyed. Honestly, there might be a chance that my
brother’s been more shaken up than I was, and he once burst into laughter at
the concept of feelings. Maybe I’m just
at peace with the goings-on; I have had time to both mentally prepare myself
and accept it. Maybe I’ve just gotten
more callous over the years. Maybe I’m
over-compensating, and pushing myself too hard.
Who’s to say, really? All I know
is that I’ll take my feelings as they come -- and right now, I’m feeling fine.
7) Can I just take a
minute to talk about how cool my parents are?
Because they are. And by
extension, the rest of my family is, too…even if they can be more eccentric
than the kooks in IHY. And yes, that includes my brother, even if he
is a pain in the ass sometimes. I have a
newfound respect for him considering that he helped me confirm…
8) Call of Duty is just terrible. I watched my brother play through some more
of the campaign (“more” in this case being past the first thirty minutes), and
it just gets worse and worse the farther you go in. Here are some highlights: BLOPS2 finds ways to make skydiving and
wingsuit-gliding boring; double-agents will apparently murder everyone on both
sides; I hope you’re ready for more levels that are a healthy shade of
goldenrod; there’s the stupidest mountain-climbing gear ever created; and of
course, there’s my personal favorite: the traitor among the good guys is,
naturally, one of the only two non-white characters.
9) It took me two
years, but I finally managed to beat Etrian
Odyssey III. I think I need to talk
about that game at one point, because I’ve got some things to say about that.
10) I think I have a
newfound appreciation for Iron Man now.
Granted I’m still a fan of Captain America (if only conceptually), but I
feel like I get him now. Tony Stark is a
guy that solves his problems via technology and by dint of his mental prowess
-- and his super suit along with an absurd amount of resources, but you get the
idea. There’s something to be had from a
man that uses his mind as well as his muscles to handle the bad guys -- and if
the Iron Man movies have taught me
anything, it’s that the introspective element to Stark’s adventures -- his
struggles with his vices, conceit, and of course his scientific pursuits -- is
even more vital to the movies than the action.
Granted there’s still a balance that needs to be maintained (the final
fight with Whiplash is…underwhelming), but for what it’s worth I like the
character more than I did. Side note: I
miss Obadiah Stane. He was cool.
11) It’s good to be
back. And I’m ready to start fighting
for real. Time to be a man…and a
hero. One could argue that they’re
interchangeable, though.
But seriously? Thanks, guys. I mean it.
Good to see you back. Oh, I have another, tiny thing that you may want to add to that to-do list. Sam's DLC came out a while ago for Rising, and Bladewolf's is on the way soon (complete with a new Wind of Destruction and everything). Sam's DLC is ... okay. Certainly different. To be honest the way he plays makes me yearn for Devil May Cry, when it was good and everything. He's even got a taunt.
ReplyDeleteYou may not want to pick it up right at the moment, but if it ever gets discounted it will be worth it probably. It's short, but nicely done.
Welcome back, broseph. Glad things are well IRL and glad you enjoyed Infinite. Can't wait to read your thoughts!
ReplyDeleteActually, my brother already downloaded the Sam DLC. I haven't tried it out for myself, but I saw him play through...well, I suppose it was about the final third of the DLC. Hard to say for myself how he plays without getting in deep with it (and I wasn't paying 100% attention at the time), but even from the little bit I saw I feel like there's some storyline things I might enjoy if I give it a shot. I might wait to play/comment on it until the Bladewolf DLC comes out, though. We'll see.
ReplyDeleteIn any case, it's good to be back.
Yeah, things got a little crazy for a while -- really, is there such a thing as a "normal family"? -- but for the moment it looks like things have calmed down. And I'm ready to dive back in.
ReplyDeleteI've got one Infinte post up already; if all goes as planned, the next two will go up Thursday and Saturday, respectively. Giving what I have another read/slipping in images is probably something I should do before they go live...heh heh, live. What delightful lingo I'm using!
Yes, many "interesting conversations" were had between me and my relatives. At times it felt like I was just being paraded around so people could poke at me with sticks. They didn't of course, but I saw the outlines in their pockets. I knew why they were hanging around.
ReplyDeleteJoking aside, I'm glad to be back. Now let's see if I can get back into the swing of things; it's always weird going from no internet to THE INTERNET IS EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK, if you ask me.
It's good that you have an awesome family, no matter where you sit in that large, complicated, and sometimes crazy tree. Sounds like you were busy for the past several days. That's always a good thing.
ReplyDeleteGood to have you back! :)