I wonder if anyone will ever notice that I called all of the Offense heroes in Overwatch “Attack” heroes instead. Whoops! I mean, I could change that with a few minutes of editing, but you know what? I think I’ll leave it for posterity -- as a way of proving just how little I know about an entire class of the game. It’ll be great.
In other news, I’m seriously a fan of Mercy’s new ult. No doubt it’s a dream come true for the “battle Mercy” types, but since it doesn’t correct my utter inability to aim, I’m out of luck. For the most part. But in a pinch, I can fight back if the need arises; I remember when I first activated it and went “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!” as power coursed through me and the bullets brought the pain to three rival players. It’s a powerful tool, as is the case with all ults -- even though these days, I mostly just use it to take flight and bail the hell out of a situation. Because that’s my secret: I’m always a huge coward. Bruce Banner would be proud.
Anyway, let’s talk about Overwatch some more. And going off of the end of the last post, I’ll ask again: where does Overwatch go from here?
I have some thoughts. But you may not like them.


