Hey, have you ever heard
of that game Mystic Heroes?
It’s an old GameCube (and PS2) title by the guys who did the Dynasty
Warriors series. And it shows;
aesthetic differences aside, the goal -- as always -- is to make your way
across the map, beating down as many undead soldiers, monsters, and generals as
you can. To the game’s credit, its
greatest strength is the addition of magic that helps break up the monotony of
mashing the attack button. Press the Y
button, and fire off, say, some lightning bolts. Hold it down, and you can target enemies with
lock-on magic. Hit X, and you’ll be able
to spice up your physical attack with magic -- and a chance to cause a status
effect that’s dependent on the attack’s element (wind confuses, lightning
slows, fire burns, ice freezes). Couple
that with some RPG mechanics and plenty of magic types to seek out and equip,
and you’ve got yourself a handy-dandy little game.
Is it perfect? No, of course not. And it’s definitely started showing its
age. And that voice acting is something else, to the point where I
wouldn’t even call it voice acting. But
I still like it; part of it’s in a sort of sympathetic “aw, bless your heart”
capacity, as you’d expect. But part of
it is because I’m genuinely having fun with the game. I’m planning on playing through it some more
as soon as I’m able (and maybe doing a little post on it somewhere down the
line).
It doesn’t bode well
for God of War: Ascension when I realized I'd rather play a decade-old game instead.
Let me back up by saying
this: if you’re expecting a lengthy, multi-part Let’s Discuss post, don’t. This is going to be a short post -- relatively speaking -- to
report my findings (a la the Call of Duty
post from a little while back). And
as it stands, I’m content with leaving it at that. I couldn’t bring myself to play the game for
more than an hour, so I don’t think it’d be appropriate to get in deep with the
title. And…well, I don’t really want
to. I’m still riding off the high of Metal Gear Rising, and I know that any
complaints I make will be in relation to that.
But the reason that
this is all you’ll get on GoW:A is
because I’m biased. I’ll willingly admit
that I’m biased. I’ve never put much
stock into the franchise; I didn’t care much for Kratos, I didn’t care much for
the gameplay, and I didn’t care much for the general nastiness of the
proceedings. Even so, I was willing to
let it ride. Based on watching my
brother’s playthroughs of GoW 1 and 3, I could assume that even if I didn’t
care for the games, there was something there to warrant merit and a healthy
fandom. I could still respect the
franchise and what it did, even if it wasn’t for me. I could play other games, and the fans could
play their own beloved titles. And if I gave the franchise a deeper look, I'd find something to latch onto, and know shame for being so unfair. No muss,
no fuss.
Still, my brother -- no
doubt also amped up from MGR -- was
excited for Ascension, and had been
for weeks. I’d assume he enjoyed it,
because he was practically begging me to try it out. And I did…even in spite of some shaky
reviews. I had to decide for myself if
the game was good. I had to see if this
was the game that would make me ashamed to hold onto my bias, and prove that
I’ve been missing out on a fantastic series.
It didn’t.
I don’t know if this is
a problem exclusive to Ascension or
one that’s plagued the franchise, but if I had to describe my experience in one
word, I would use “impotent.” I don’t
think I’ve felt so far-removed from the action in a long time; how is it that
in an action game, I don’t feel like I’m doing, seeing, or feeling anything
worthy of action?
Only about a fourth of
Kratos’ attacks with his chain-blades feel like they have any impact. Whether you attack with a flurry of Square
attacks or pepper in the occasional Triangle attack, Kratos’ offense is so
wimpy and distant that I’ve yet to feel like the God of War I’m supposed to
be. And it’s not only the impact factor
that’s missing; even if you flail about there’s a chance that enemies won’t
even respond to your attacks. They’ll
blow right through and go on the attack...except that their attacks feel wimpy and distant as well. I ended up getting slapped around several
times during skirmishes, but it barely registered as a threat or a problem --
just an inconvenience. It was just like,
“Oh no, I took a hit. Oh well, back to
mashing.”
Thankfully, Triangle
and Square aren’t the only moves in Kratos’ arsenal. Circle will let you smack around enemies with
physical attacks (at first), but find a weapon in the middle of the level and
you can take hold of it. You get early
access to a sword, and a heavy weapon later on….but right now their usefulness
is dubious in my eyes. Kratos’
chain-blades may be impotent, but they’ve got absurd range and crowd-control
ability (in theory, at least); given that, why would I ever want to pick up and
use a slow, single-target club? Why use
a sword I find on the ground when I have two swords attached to my body at any
given moment? I suppose those on-field
weapons might be super-effective against certain enemies, but if I were to
upgrade my chain-blades -- and imbue them with elemental powers, as I hear you
can do later on -- then what’s the purpose of those other weapons? Especially if they, too, fail to leave a
lasting impact?
If MGR’s defining mechanic was Blade Mode, then I’d argue that Ascension’s defining mechanic is
its…well, I don’t know what it’s called, but we’ll call it the bully-grapple
for now. Hit the R1 button, and you’ll
wrap a chain around an opponent. Hold it
down, and you can tug an enemy around like a dog on a leash. Hit Square and you’ll start slashing with
your other chain, whether it’s smacking your unruly pet or striking other
foes. Go for a Triangle attack, and
you’ll slam the baddie down. Or you can
just fling them around. Admittedly it’s
a mechanic with potential, and from what I’ve gathered it’s got lots of
monster-specific actions (like Nero’s Devil Bringer from Devil May Cry 4), but I can’t help but feel like it’s an I-Win-Button
against the common enemy. Would someone
like to explain to me how it’s fair that I can jump into the air and
bully-grapple a bug, hoist it up, and spike it like a football at other enemies
so it explodes and takes others with it -- and on a nigh-infinite loop, no
less? Why would I ever want to use my
strike attacks when I can bully-grapple an enemy and bounce them off the
ground, then bully-grapple again to slam them back down? Why can I use this attack virtually without
limit or impunity?
I’m convinced that
combat culminates with using some kind of finishing move on whatever you’re
fighting. Wailing on opponents may
ultimately win you a fight, but the only way to know for sure that you’ve got
an enemy down is to keep smacking them until the “GRAB THEM, YOU FOOL!” icon
pops up over their heads and you can bully-grapple them into oblivion
splatters of Jell-O. This is arguably
where most of the impact comes from (though even then it’s pretty lousy), but
the problem is that you often won’t be doing it on just one enemy. You’ll be doing it against several of the
same enemy type, and in rapid succession.
So if you thought that it was cool to rip an enemy in half the first
time, you’re in luck; you get to do it another eight times. And immediately after some impromptu brain
surgery on an elephant-man, you get to do the exact same animation against
another one. These bloody finishers
wouldn’t be so bad if they were punchy and impactful (MGR had its fair share of them, after all), but they’re so drawn-out
and wimpy that what should be a visceral moment that makes me cringe just turns
into an overlong display of underwhelming gore. It certainly doesn't help that the sound effects don't always play when something or someone gets wrecked.
Nowhere is this lack of oomph more
obvious than in the boss fights. The
first fight is against a parasitic creature born from the hand of a multi-armed
giant…and based on that encounter, I’m assuming that the rest are an absolute
chore. You wail away at an enemy until
you can trigger a quick-time event via the GRAB THEM, YOU FOOL! icon. And I mean
wail away; without an HP bar to look at, I wasn’t even sure I was damaging the
boss…hell, I wasn’t even sure I was hitting him half the time, because he
barely reacted to my attacks (if at all).
He’d try to stab me with one of his arm spikes, but that attack is easy
enough to dodge, as is his sweep across the arena.
Though it’s worth
noting that during this sequence, the arena is NOT conducive to a boss
fight. It’s a thin platform whose camera
perspective makes it look like a 2D stage, and it’s regularly tilting to shift
the battlefield around a bit (you are fighting on the body of a giant, after
all). The problem is that, while Kratos
has a dodge roll to avoid attacks, unless you’re in the right spot he’ll dodge
roll into one of the pits in the area -- and because of the tilting arena and Kratos’
wimpy double jump, it’s a struggle to get out of that pit if you fall in. Still, it’s not a remotely-difficult boss;
whether or not that’s just because it’s the first level is hard to say, but
hopefully it doesn’t subscribe to DmC’s school
of thought where bosses will take a swing at you and then leave themselves wide
open for your offense.
I know I rag on (and
on, and on, and on) DmC, but there is
a good side to it. It’s the same side
that plenty of other action games -- even Mystic
Heroes -- has down…and one that Ascension
doesn’t. The action should be clear at
virtually all times, so that you can react and respond to anything that comes
your way.
This is the biggest
problem with Ascension, both from
what I’ve heard and from my own experiences: in what should be an action game
that focuses on and celebrates the action, it’s a game that focuses on and
celebrates DEM GRAFFECS and DAT BUDJIT. Yes,
the areas look pretty enough, and they’re certainly intricate, and emphasize the scale, but good God,
game! Why in the hell would you zoom out
so that Kratos looks like a white bean? Worse
yet, why would you make it so that the action is ten times harder to
follow? There’s a sequence where Kratos
is fighting in a room that’s being carted around in the hands of a giant; not
only is the fight against hordes of monsters taking place in about a quarter of
the screen’s space, but it’s all taking place in a heavily-shadowed area so
that Kratos and the monsters are even harder to see. The only saving grace is that Kratos’
chain-blades come with a glowy effect, so the best way to see where he is
(relatively speaking) is to start swinging…but the problem is that it only
further encourages button-mashing instead of strategic combat. It certainly doesn’t help that you can pretty
much ignore successful monster attacks during this sequence; sure, Kratos can
block, but why would you want to? So you
could lose him in the chaos? So you can
let enemies swarm you? So the sequence
can last even longer?
I shouldn’t have to
fight the game as much as I do, but here we are. I died the most not during combat, but a
sequence where Kratos has to climb up a shaft quickly or get ground up by
ascending gears. And when I say quickly,
I mean quickly…it’s just a shame that Kratos climbs at such a plodding pace, and
when he has to jump from one ledge to another he loses a huge amount of time
and gets turned into Jell-O. But the
moment where I got seriously pissed at the game was during the first level’s
“real” boss fight, where you go up against the giant’s infected head. The camear’s way-zoomed out and the arean
you’re fighting in keeps bobbing around, so that’s an automatic strike against
it. You’re absolutely swamped by enemies
while tendrils start popping up around the arena -- tendrils that the game VERY VERY SUBTLY suggests you’re
supposed to attack if you want to win. The
obvious battle strategy is to take down the weaker enemies so you can focus
your full efforts on those tendrils, right?
Wrong. Try to clear out some foes, and you won’t
have enough time to take out those tendrils, and the giant will just eat you
and bring up the game over screen…in spite of there being no indication that he
was going to eat you against the clutter and motion all over the screen. No, the correct
strategy is to ignore the enemies and wail away at a tendril you’re not even
sure you’re hitting, resuming your efforts even as the minions knock you
about. And then if you succeed in doing
that, you have to fight the hand-parasite again -- and you’ve already fought it
again, mind -- with only a slight change in its attack pattern. You finish the whole fight with a quick-time
event (naturally), and go on your merry way…after stabbing one of the Furies
and springing almost immediately into a flashback.
Soooooooooooo…yeah. The gameplay?
In my eyes, it’s terrible. The
fact that I would rather play more Mystic
Heroes than a triple-A title with a dozen times the budget and (supposedly)
a decade’s worth of knowledge gained in game design should tell you everything
you need to know. But I could be biased.
Now. How about that story?
I’ve heard some bad
things about the story -- that it’s terrible, pointless, and a step back for
the franchise -- but I would assume that all those judgments have been made after those speaking finished the
game. So I can’t fully comment on
whether or not the story’s a boon or a bust.
I will say this, though: I don’t know everything about the GoW canon, but I would assume that
Kratos peaked as a character at the end of the first game. IIRC, after getting jerked around by the
gods, slaughtering his own family, going on a war path, and outright attempting
suicide, Kratos’ story could have -- and maybe should have -- ended right
there. But it didn’t, because there was
money to be made. Everything after that
should contribute to our understanding and development of this character, and
answering questions about where he’ll go from here; how satisfactorily the
sequels handled that is beyond me (I have my doubts, though, seeing as how
Kratos ruins the planet), but I’m willing to prematurely call Ascension a step backwards.
If what I read about
the game from previews is right, the idea was to make Kratos a more human
character. The developers wanted to dial
back his madness and rage (i.e. the things he’s most notable for) and show the
man rather than the god. That
immediately raised a red flag in my eyes, considering that A) this was a man
who tore off the head of Crispin Freeman the sun god Helios and used it
like a lantern, and B) trying to set up this new game as a prequel does little
to humanize a man who becomes a monster in the present, not the past. If
you read my posts on Devil Survivor 2,
you may know what I’m getting at here: too many developers, rather than
exploring the consequences of the characters’ actions and how the world will be
rebuilt, choose to turn back time and reset the character rather than move him
forward. Rather than show the world
created by God of War 3’s events, we
get a prequel that tries to improve Kratos’ image. Rather than show the reconstruction of Sera
following Gears of War 3, we get a
prequel that has perpetual sarcasm engine Baird living through battles that
have already been fought. From what I’ve heard, Crysis 2 ends with New York
being on the way to recovery after an enemy assault, and Crysis 3 STARTS with New York being hit by an enemy assault. I know conflict is supposed to drive the
plot, but there has to be a better way to handle it than just hitting the reset
button so we travel back to a period where the player is more likely to mow
down goons. (Though to Gears' credit, a prequel means that they get to bring back Dom.)
Well, whatever. What does Ascension
bring to the table, at least in its first hour? Surely there’s something of merit,
right? Setup of things to come,
revelations to be had, and insight to be gained? Ehhhhhhhhhh…it’s entirely possible that the
things I’m looking for are tucked away in the later parts of the game. But given my experiences in the first hour, I
doubt it.
Kratos has apparently
been taking acting lessons from Master Chief, because much like the Spartan
soldier -- and I’m more than a little pissed that I can make that allusion --
Kratos has serious issues reacting to things.
Like, anything. Sure, he’ll reel
if he gets smacked (in cutscenes, naturally), and he’ll roar a bit when he’s on
the attack, but if the intent was to make him more human there’s none of that
happening immediately. Again, that could
be stuff tucked away for later, but thus far I have no reason to believe any
effort’s been put in besides putting him in chains. “Look, look!” the developers seem to screech
as the plaster simian grins across their faces.
“Kratos is suffering! See? HE’S HUMAN NOW! Just go ahead and ignore everything he's going to do afterwards, because he has a REALLY good excuse!”
And when you start
paying attention to what’s on display, the holes start becoming readily
apparent. For example, why would the
Furies decide to wrap Kratos in the one thing he’s famous for, and then making
it possible for him to escape by slapping him out of his restraints? When Kratos escapes from his bindings, why
does the Fury bother trying to mess with him?
Why doesn’t she get the hell out of there, knowing what Ares’ finest
soldier can and will do? Did the
developers seriously expect us to take this game seriously when there’s an
extreme close-up on a Fury’s half-exposed breasts as bugs start crawling out of
them? Why is there a prison on a
hundred-armed giant? Or is it on a
hundred-armed giant? Where is Kratos,
exactly? I get that the Furies have to torture
those who break an oath to the gods, but why would it have to be in that
specific location? Actually, why would
the Furies punish the traitors? Is
betrayal something that the gods even care about, and if they did, why couldn’t
they just handle the punishment themselves, given that they’re presumably
powerful enough and omnipresent? Can
gods intervene and save someone from torture as part of their grand design or
scheme to screw with the other gods, as if the traitor’s out on bail? I’m only asking because IIRC Athena stops
Kratos’ suicide attempt at the end of the first game so he can take over as the
new god of war, so maybe that’s how Ascension
fits into the canon…?
You know, I think
wondering more about the mechanics of this universe and the gods therein are
more interesting than the character himself (another trait shared by Halo and Master Chief). In a bit of riveting gameplay, Kratos gets to
walk down a hallway very slowly, and lurches past some people in cages who
either cry out praises or express their fear and mistrust. Kratos’ response? Nothing.
He doesn’t even recognize that they’re there. Granted that could be because he’s fresh off
of getting tortured (though he’s in remarkably good shape and condition if
that’s the case), but he doesn’t even look at these people. Is that what a normal human would do,
guys? Is it the best idea to make the
lead character almost mute in the first hour of the game?
To be fair, silence
isn’t automatically a deal-breaker for a character. Like I’ve said before, body language goes a
long way toward communicating ideas, feelings, and a state of mind. Given that, it’s entirely possible that
Kratos’ motions speak louder than his words (and adds a bit of color to his
emotional palette, given that his actions are “stab”, “slash”, and “stab
harder”). Thus far, they haven’t. He’s designed to be a killing machine, if not
in-game -- and it’s certainly in game -- then in the minds of gamers
everywhere. Counteracting that takes an
extreme amount of effort, and seeing that immediately, or even briefly, is
preferable. There isn’t. Granted it helps keep the focus on gameplay
instead of overwrought cutscenes, but when the first image we see of Kratos is
the same scowling face from the opening of God
of War 1 -- this time without dialogue -- you’ll forgive me if I suspect
there’s been a step backward.
Nowhere is Kratos’ lack
of reaction more jarring than the obligatory “oh look, there are sexy ladies in
this game” sequence. I’ve always found
this more than a little ill-fitting, considering that Kratos is having wild times
with random women in spite of the fact that his wife was taken from him by his
own blind rage…and now that Ascension takes
place just a little while after the
death of Kratos’ wife, he has absolutely no reason to associate himself with
women, especially after he’s just
gotten done with torture. In fact, he
should be outright reviled by the bevy of beauties surrounding him as he’s
exploring the prison -- yet as they start swarming him, he doesn’t show a
single reaction. To be fair, the women
that have appeared before him were an illusion, which would explain why they
weren’t immediately gagging as they got a whiff of his ash- and cadaver-crusted
body…but Kratos doesn’t do anything.
Why? In fact, he’s just about to
do some vase-shaking and only stops when he realizes the Fury is screwing with
him. Sure, she had him by the hand, but
he could have told her off. He could
have tugged his hand free. But he doesn’t.
What about your dead wife, Kratos?
What about your daughter, Kratos?
Is this what they’d want? Is this
the best time to start tossing your javelin?
Is this even going to make you happy?
It should go without
saying by now, but I don’t understand this game. What is the purpose of launching into a
flashback of how Kratos got to that prison when I’m A) more interested in
seeing how he’ll get out of it, and B) there’s absolutely no reason for there
to be a flashback, given that “how he got there” is almost entirely
irrelevant? Am I supposed to know who
this man covered in licorice and glowy bits is supposed to be? Why does Kratos need this guy to tell him
where to go? If his problem is one
dealing with the gods, wouldn’t an appeal to another god -- and an enemy of
said god, no less, making her a potential ally -- be at the top of his list? In the grand scheme of things, why is God of War: Ascension a story that
needed to be told and a game that needed to be made, if not for showing off the
power of a big budget and the PS3’s horsepower?
Oh wait, I know the
answer to that one: multiplayer!
But screw that noise.
Like I said, I’ve never
put much stock into the franchise. But
you know what? Just because I’m not
doesn’t mean that I’m by default not allowed to enjoy the game ever, especially if each new game can build on the last. This was their big chance to make me a loyal
follower of the canon, to grab me by the collar and growl at me until I fell to
my knees and bought more of their games in submission. But they didn’t. They couldn’t. I couldn’t even find the drive to get past
the first hour of the game, let alone the rest; how do they expect me to care
and be thrilled when there’s so little to latch on to?
I’m going to go ahead and assume that by the
time you finish reading this sentence, the game will have sold fifteen million
copies. If that’s the case -- and the
fact that Kratos is one of Sony’s few true mascots, if PlayStation All-Stars is to be believed -- then we’re going to be
seeing more of this franchise in the next console cycle. If so, then fine. If the Ghost of Sparta has a dedicated
fanbase, fine. Let it be known that I’m
not one of them. And the way things are
looking, I never will be.
You guys can keep your God of War. I’ll keep my bias -- and keep on playing Mystic Heroes.
Emperor Kang's not gonna beat himself, you know.