…Really? Do I really need to say anything?
All right. Let’s pretend you’ve never heard this
song. If you weren’t a child of the
nineties (or you childhood was just kind of blah in general), then that’s
possible. And let’s pretend you don’t
know which movie the song is from -- also possible if you have an aversion to
movies in general…and happiness. And let’s
pretend you don’t spend an inordinate amount of time on the internet. No Facebook, no Twitter, nothing; while we’re
at it, let’s assume that you’ve never watched The Disney Channel, ABC Family,
ABC whenever they show certain movies, Toon Disney (or whatever it’s called
now), certain movie channels on extended cable, have no contact with anyone who
is either a child of the nineties or has access to all of those things, and
have an unspoken ban against anything related to China in your home. Fair enough.
I’m not here to judge.
Even with all that in
mind -- even with a hypothetical embargo against any number of informative
outlets -- there really is nothing more I need to say about this song. I could end this post right now without even
embedding the video, based solely on the title and an implication of “take my
word for it.” In fact, I’m probably doing
you a service. If you have heard the
song, you know that there’s no need
for words explaining why it’s manly. If
you haven’t heard the song, then even the slightest dosage -- even a
half-second of the chorus -- is lethal.
Still, I suppose I
wouldn’t be much of a webmaster if I didn’t entertain the thought and threaten
my readership’s well being.
*sigh* All right. Let's get down to business.
