Not to start this post off with a controversial
opinion, but I have to be honest: I think underboob is the worst thing ever.
It’s fine if other people like it, of course. But for me?
It actively makes anything it’s attached to demonstrably worse. I remember when BlazBlue was first bumping around and it revealed squirrel girl Makoto in
her school uniform -- pretty OK, more or less.
But then when her combat form was revealed for her stint in Continuum Shift -- notably, as one of
the very first DLC-specific fighters -- she showed off no shortage of
underboob. And I thought, “I’m done with
this character.”
It just strikes me as trashy -- and tryhard, while
we’re at it. It’s an unnatural attempt
to get a rise out of others, with means that are entirely unnecessary. Like, we can all agree that breasts of any
kind are fine on their own, right? Why
go out of your way to highlight them in such an awkward way? Or is it just a means to show that the woman
in question doesn’t know how to wear clothes?
Either way, I think it’s the worst.
I’m pretty biased, though, thanks to that
one time on the night of a full moon.
But let’s not dwell on it. Let’s talk about sexy characters instead.
