I’m going to take a shot in the dark and assume that that is certainly not the case. I pretty much have to, since I’m working under the assumption that even the biggest of big girls is still a human being and thus capable of a vast emotional range, as well as reasonably impacted by stimuli of all kinds throughout her life. But I am an optimist, so who knows? It’d probably help if I’d actually seen the movie Big Girls Don’t Cry and didn’t just want to use it as a cheeky, pun-based lead-in to the topic du jour.
So enough dawdling. Let me say this to start: why aren’t there more giant protagonists in fiction?
Also, let me say this to…uh, continue: apparently I referenced the movie even though there are at least three different songs with the same title.
Why was I born a cultural dunce?